Yo Daddy So Fat Jokes!

Wolfmight · Wolfmight

Yo daddy so fat he falls down and bounces higher and higher.

Yo daddy so fat he uses the family pool as his beer cooler.

Yo daddy so fat, when he screws yo momma.. everyone screams "Earthquake!".

Yo daddy so fat he spent 10 years learning the Us American Art of Fart-ination.

Yo daddy so fat he goes to a huge clothes store and says,"Dammit why do u only sell shorts and underwear that look like jeans!!".

Rocktron · Rocktron

Your daddy is so fat, that... SPLAT!!

Wolfmight · Wolfmight

Yo daddy so fat, when he gets a sex change.. he hires a Tree Logger.

Yo daddy so fat when his ass falls asleep, it starts snoreing. (too many beans!)

Yo daddy so fat he burns over centillians of calories while walking, but that's nothin!

Yo daddy so fat he snacks on blue whales like popcorn.

Wolfmight · Wolfmight

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocktron@14 August 2003 - 10:14
Your daddy is so fat, that... SPLAT!!

lol, soo he like blew up or somethin?

Keikan · Keikan

Yo dad' so fat, he can't even bend down to pick up the soap

Yo dad' so fat, when a bus hit him, he said quit pushing

Yo dad' so fat, they need the srength of the army to get him outta bed

Wolfmight · Wolfmight

Yo daddy's so fat he touched himself and got stuck >_<

shn · shn

Grimlock · Grimlock

You're daddy is so fat he uses a vcr for a beeper.

you're daddy is so fat I told him it was chilly outside and he ran and got a spoon.

Rocktron	Funny Stuff - #2 08-14-2003, 04:14 PM
Poster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Den Haag, The Netherlands Age: 45 Posts: 1,325	Your daddy is so fat, that... SPLAT!! __________________

Keikan	Funny Stuff - #5 08-17-2003, 01:13 AM
........ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Edmonton (Not Enfield) Age: 20 Posts: 3,771	Yo dad' so fat, he can't even bend down to pick up the soap Yo dad' so fat, when a bus hit him, he said quit pushing Yo dad' so fat, they need the srength of the army to get him outta bed __________________ Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

Wolfmight	#1 08-14-2003, 03:39 PM
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Wolfmight	Funny Stuff - #3 08-15-2003, 08:48 PM
lovethebluesman.com Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 5,873 BT Rep: +1	Yo daddy so fat, when he gets a sex change.. he hires a Tree Logger. Yo daddy so fat when his ass falls asleep, it starts snoreing. (too many beans!) Yo daddy so fat he burns over centillians of calories while walking, but that's nothin! Yo daddy so fat he snacks on blue whales like popcorn.

Wolfmight	Funny Stuff - #6 08-17-2003, 03:57 AM
lovethebluesman.com Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 5,873 BT Rep: +1	Yo daddy's so fat he touched himself and got stuck >_<

shn	Funny Stuff - #7 08-19-2003, 05:02 PM
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Grimlock	Funny Stuff - #8 08-19-2003, 05:26 PM
Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Canada, eh Posts: 194	You're daddy is so fat he uses a vcr for a beeper. you're daddy is so fat I told him it was chilly outside and he ran and got a spoon.

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