How JP made his first million.

[Skiz]

Don't mind him, he's just a douche.

What happened to the construction job?

Oh, he's a female sanitary product.

Another classic retort.

Speaking of idiots - wasn't it you who was so thick that he had to get a job delivering parcels 'cos his dad wouldn't employ him in the family business.

Nope. I've never delivered a parcel in my live. I'm a Finance Supv.

I've handled a lot of boxes, but never delivered.

And my Dad did employ me, for several years actually until I moved away to go to college.

[CrabGirl]

I've handled a lot of boxes, but never delivered.

.

Selfish.

[manker]

My reply was soo much better,

Wittier for sure - but did you get a bite on your craftily baited rod.

I think not, missus.

[manker]

Oh, he's a female sanitary product.

Another classic retort.

Speaking of idiots - wasn't it you who was so thick that he had to get a job delivering parcels 'cos his dad wouldn't employ him in the family business.

Nope. I've never delivered a parcel in my live. I'm a Finance Supv.

I've handled a lot of boxes, but never delivered.

And my Dad did employ me, for several years actually until I moved away to go to college.

Sure.

Your dad owns a multi-million dollar medal business but you work for a parcel delivery firm earning buttons.

We did the math.

[Skiz]

Bite? Heck, it was shot down.

[CrabGirl]

My reply was better.

[Skiz]

Nope. I've never delivered a parcel in my live. I'm a Finance Supv.

I've handled a lot of boxes, but never delivered.

And my Dad did employ me, for several years actually until I moved away to go to college.

Sure.

Your dad owns a multi-million pound medal business but you work for a parcel delivery firm earning buttons.

We did the math.

No, no he doesn't.

He sold it 3 years ago. I had the opportunity to take it over, but I didn't want to be back in Tomball.

[manker]

Bite? Heck, it was shot down.

Too thick for nepotism.

You should put that in your sig.

[CrabGirl]

manker posted too quickly!

dAmn your tiny fast fingers.

[manker]

Sure.

Your dad owns a multi-million pound medal business but you work for a parcel delivery firm earning buttons.

We did the math.

No, no he doesn't.

He sold it 3 years ago. I had the opportunity to take it over, but I didn't want to be back in Tomball.

Of course you did.

When you write something on the internet, it automatically becomes true.