2006 Cowboys Schedule
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2006 COWBOYS SCHEDULE
September
14................Taft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Texas Blind Academy
October
05................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Appleton Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
02.................Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
09.................Depere Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Cowboys must not disconnect
knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Cowboys must not hide
the football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Cowboys fans that have never seen this) it is still worth
6 points.
2 - The Cowboys will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Cowboys will be allowed to substitute with band members at
anytime.
4 - The Cowboys will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5 - The Cowboys will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Bill Parcells will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt
blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
Posted by: maebach
I hate the cowboys
Posted by: Guyver
I hate the cowboys
Fuck football all together blows, funny stuff hippychick, thnx for posting these.