Honey
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: The_Hunter
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept
for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young
couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair,
ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he
kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman
in years.
I saw the way he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he
tells you, give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very
sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
Posted by: Skizo
omfg. :sick:
:lol:
Posted by: 100%
be strong dude
Posted by: j0hn
rofl!
Posted by: Seedler
Heard it before, but yah, like :sick:
Posted by: limesqueezer
probably he was the hole in prison for 15 years
Posted by: Seedler
and he prolly enjoy every minute of it:naughty:
Posted by: JordoR
Hahahah:D
I'd like to see the face of that guy after his wife finished telling him.:lol:
Posted by: SirGray
he deserved it lol
Posted by: Tmaster
honey