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(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: baccyman
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietician."
Nina asked, "Why?"
Rosy answered, "'Cause I need to know once and for all, how many calories are in sperm."
Nina replied, "I really have no clue, but if you’re swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you’re a little chunky."
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Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! The one guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some running shoes!
His friend says to him "You're crazy! There's no use, do you know how fast Grizzlies are, you'll never be able to out run it!" and the guy says, "I only have to out run you!"
Posted by: 007™
:lol:
i saw this on pisexy posted by you i think
Posted by: Tmaster
Great mr baccyman
Posted by: baccyman
i do post there aswell.
Posted by: ck_psu08
nice...swallow
Posted by: JordoR
I loved the football one, and the bear one. Keep up the good work :D
Posted by: famous45
dude, I gota show that blond one to girlfriend, she's a gonna crack up. Funny stuff baccyman.
Posted by: Seedler
quarterback!:D
Posted by: maebach
:lol:
Posted by: Freqel
Nice :D