365 Times
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
alley that had the bulls. They
come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times
last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could
learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
times last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That
is over 5 times a month.
You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365
times last year." The
wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You
could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365
times with the same cow."
Posted by: Skizo
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
alley that had the bulls. They
come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times
last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could
learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
times last year." The wife
turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That
is over 5 times a month.
You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365
times last year." The
wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You
could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365
times with the same cow."
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