Blonde Jokes
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: thescaredchicken
Heres one of mine:
How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff!
Posted by: Gurahl
A blonde walks in her physician's office...
" -What was it, doc, I've forgotten... Libra or Scorpio?
- Cancer, miss, cancer..." :D
Posted by: Spicker
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: WolverineDK
how do make a blonde break her nose ?
you put your cock under a table made of glass !
Posted by: Spicker
i guess i posted too many...no more..left lol
;)
Posted by: Rip The Jacker
Games for blondes:
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:lol: :lol:
Posted by: Spicker
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: