The parrot
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: The_Hunter
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows
her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal at only $20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a
result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".So saying, she
buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
woman. "F! ..... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying not
to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f...king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes,"
complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh
at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Lionel,
comes home.
"In f==king in-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
but the same old clients .......... HOW YA DOING LIONEL?"
Posted by: baccyman
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: mafia69
lol :D
Posted by: Charmig_latino
OoOoO!! hahaha smart parrot!
Posted by: MasterChief117
Lmfao
Posted by: XF95
rotflmfao!
Posted by: pop123
good man
Posted by: midna
wow...
Posted by: gossard25
good one!:lol:
Posted by: TYPE R
lol
Posted by: AvivHK
lol!!! nice one
Posted by: terrorize
good one haven't heard a good joke for a long time :)
Posted by: ByteBitten
HAha Nice one.
Posted by: ahmedreda
good one
Posted by: R3n3g4D0
lol
Posted by: SkullForce
Good One !
Posted by: sinocream
very funny
Posted by: maebach
lol :lol: