little girl
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: baccyman
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter"
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."
Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh... I know what you've been doing."
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In a church, two people are sitting next to each other for a long time. The woman turns to the man on her right and says, "I've been sitting here so long, my rear end has fallen asleep.
The man turns to her and says, "That's funny! I thought I heard it snoring.
Posted by: Panther
"Uh-oh... I know what you've been doing." lol, can just picture it
Posted by: max2005
lol
Posted by: maebach
Lol :lol: thanks alot!
Posted by: DarkWave
:sleep1:
Posted by: s-class-exile
lol!:D
Posted by: enahmadbs
lol
Posted by: bmorson
lol !!!!
Posted by: idan2901
nice thanks
Posted by: kraytracker
lol
Posted by: Seedler
:d
Posted by: unsolved
lol thats good
Posted by: ilya28071992
great jokes thanks
Posted by: a_jackson
lol so funny
Posted by: YoMaN
lol!!!!!
Posted by: DoctorX
hhahahahaha Loooool
Posted by: islamway
lol
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lol
Posted by: phantom_10
lol ... nice :)
Posted by: hosam200
thanks alot.....
Posted by: ghostfreak
lol :D