Parking Ticket(s)
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: ShareDaddy
PARKING TICKET
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
Posted by: jetje
You actually didn't try this one... :lol: :lol:
Posted by: TClite
lol.....id love to have seen the look on his face
Posted by: fLoPpY
i would have lmao, but unfortunealy i saw the joke before...
;) <_< :angry: :(
Posted by: ShareDaddy
Originally posted by fLoPpY@17 December 2002 - 18:13
i would have lmao, but unfortunealy i saw the joke before...
;) <_< :angry: :(
Post them if you got them, I in no way take credit for anything I post ever, in fact I have stated previously that most of my jokes are from emails I receive. So everyone may have seen it before, but you will never know unless you post it. And you should never find out, because the one's that normally reply will only acknowledge that it was funny. Ligthen up a little buddy, the Jokes section isn't really the place to be using all of the angry faces and frowns. Post them and hopefully you make at least one person laugh, that is all that matters.
Posted by: Rat Faced
I laughed
:lol: :lol: :lol: