Big Nostrils
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: hypoluxa3k
i've heard that if you have big nostrils, it means you are starved of sex. <_<
is that true? :)
Posted by: vivitron 15
no
Posted by: ilw
U might get starved of sex BECAUSE you have large nostrils tho :P
Posted by: RGX
thats like saying............"Monkeys fly when they are not being looked at.."
completly untrue lol, or how do we know......
Posted by: j2k4
I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)
Posted by: clocker
Originally posted by j2k4@26 May 2003 - 21:28
I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)
Really?
For those of us less worldly...please elucidate, j2.
Posted by: Gurahl
Originally posted by j2k4@27 May 2003 - 04:28
I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)
That's why I got the internet: learn new ( useful ) stuff everyday! :lol: Now, to further my education: how do you do that?
Posted by: j2k4
It, ah, has something (apparently) to do with, er, ahh......penetration?
I guess it's called "rhinocoitus" and was first observed in certain ape populations in the Lake Tanganyika region of East Africa by Ms. Monkey herself, Jane Goodall.
Now please, guys-that's ALL I know. :D
Posted by: clocker
Originally posted by j2k4@27 May 2003 - 07:22
Now please, guys-that's ALL I know. :D
Liar!
Your encyclopedic knowledge of sexual perversity is legendary from one end of the 'net to the other.
Now fess up!
Posted by: Everose
Yes, j2......this sounds real interesting.....tell us please? LOL!!!
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Clevertoes@25 June 2003 - 20:39
Yes, j2......this sounds real interesting.....tell us please? LOL!!!
Alas, it is with great regret I report I have unaccountably forgotten everything I ever knew about apes, Jane Goodall, the Lake Tanganyika region of East Africa, or nasal penetration (for sexual purposes). :huh:
More's the pity! :(
Posted by: Everose
Nasal penetration...........apes........East Africa........Jane Goodall......you suppose there is a higher incidence of sinus infection involved?????? LOL!!!
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 13:06
Nasal penetration...........apes........East Africa........Jane Goodall......you suppose there is a higher incidence of sinus infection involved?????? LOL!!!
That would seem a distinct likelihood, yes.
The vets are even now devising a test to determine what is snot and what is...not. ;)
Posted by: Everose
Okay...j2......but if it is not snot......what? :D
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 13:53
Okay...j2......but if it is not snot......what? :D
Why, the other, of course. B)
Posted by: Everose
Uhm....on second thought.....I don't think I really want you to answer that question..... LOL!!! We will just go on thinking if it isn't snot, it must be like nicotine burns from holding the cigarette in your nostrils during sex. I am sure that is how this whole question came up. Someone was having sex, their nose hairs caught on fire, this enlarged their nostrils, and not only that....they didn't get to finish what they started (the sex, not the fire) and so now you have a person with enlarged nostrils that is sex starved..........(was that good or what???) LOL!!!
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 14:07
Uhm....on second thought.....I don't think I really want you to answer that question..... LOL!!! We will just go on thinking if it isn't snot, it must be like nicotine burns from holding the cigarette in your nostrils during sex. I am sure that is how this whole question came up. Someone was having sex, their nose hairs caught on fire, this enlarged their nostrils, and not only that....they didn't get to finish what they started (the sex, not the fire) and so now you have a person with enlarged nostrils that is sex starved..........(was that good or what???) LOL!!!
I'm not positive, but I suspect you have captured the essence of the, uh, simian compulsion. :huh:
Posted by: Everose
With normal size nostrils, no less. ;-) With only a small amount of snot and no 'what' in them, I will add. ;-)
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Clevertoes@27 June 2003 - 09:55
With normal size nostrils, no less. ;-) With only a small amount of snot and no 'what' in them, I will add. ;-)
Just so-
I commend you, and your powers both deductive and comedic. :D
Posted by: Wolfmight
Your starved of sex when everytime u see a hot lady, you are allready pokeing them with your erection. :lol: :lol:
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Wolfmight@27 June 2003 - 10:11
Your starved of sex when everytime u see a hot lady, you are allready pokeing them with your erection. :lol: :lol:
And therefore you have big nostrils, due to the increased need for oxygen vis a vis the bloodflow/erection requirements. ;)
Posted by: Twigboy
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?
Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh:
Posted by: Twigboy
Originally posted by j2k4+2 July 2003 - 19:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 2 July 2003 - 19:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?
Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh: [/b][/quote]
Not really just was wondering if that joke,was created from that subject in general.
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Twigboy+2 July 2003 - 18:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twigboy @ 2 July 2003 - 18:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by j2k4@2 July 2003 - 19:35
<!--QuoteBegin-Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?
Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh:
Not really just was wondering if that joke,was created from that subject in general. [/b][/quote]
Of that I cannot be sure, although I suppose it only smart to acknowledge the possibility, yes? :)
Posted by: Everose
J2...can you believe it was Hypo that started this thread??? I can't.
Posted by: Everose
Uhm.....er..... :blink: :unsure: :"> bump,,,,,,,
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by Everose@6 December 2003 - 17:08
Uhm.....er..... :blink: :unsure: :"> bump,,,,,,,
I concur, 'Rose.
*BUMP* ;)
Posted by: RGX
Originally posted by Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 10:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: