Memo From Bin Ladan
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Rat Faced
Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really
> > > come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are
> > > fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and
frankly
> > > I have a few concerns:
> > >
> > > First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles,we
> > > should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to
> > > avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we
> > > need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning
> > > roster -have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception
> > > area (next to the halal toaster).
> > >
> > > Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm
trying
> > > to scare the hell out of most of the world's population, okay? That
> > > means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the
> > > background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.
> > >
> > >
> > > Third: Food. I bought a box of Tim Tams recently, clearly wrote
> > > "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Tim
> > > Tams
> > > were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
> > >
> > > Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance
> > > ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. And Please - do not
> > > chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey.
> > >
> > >
> > > Five: Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA F** KS DONKEYS" on the group
toilet
> > > wall. It's a lie, the donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving
> > > myself at the edge of the mountain.
> > >
> > > Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse
> > > that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the
> > > edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With
> > > donkeys,there is a gray area.)
> > >
> > >
> > > Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise
> > > trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
> > > them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.
> > >
> > >
> > > Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.
> > >
> > >
> > > PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry
bag.
> > > Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.
Posted by: TClite
lol!!
Posted by: ugluk
that was pretty funny! :lol: