Before You Leave The House?
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: sexpot
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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Posted by: sim one
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
How can I increase that number?
Posted by: RPerry
stop making love to your girlfriend/wife. :D
Posted by: Rat Faced
You SURE you got them Masturbating stats the right way 'round?
Posted by: tracydani
Originally posted by Rat Faced@30 December 2002 - 14:37
You SURE you got them Masturbating stats the right way 'round?
That's exactly what I was thinking. God I hope it's true :D
Posted by: mr_tiki
*vomit*
Posted by: chloe_cc2002
Before you leave the house sexpot
Are there safe houses? Does this apply to all houses?
Are there any DSM1V classifications that arise by virtue of either cause or effect of these things listed?
"What do you think?....Its more important what you think?"
Posted by: llamastad
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs
Gag me oh god! :blink: Time to sack lunch! <_<
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
This one I don't care about ;)
Interesting post overall!