The Polite way to pee
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: hippychick
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted...
Posted by: Actatoi
:lol::lol::lol:
Great kid.
Posted by: gossard25
Yet another funny one! :D :D :D
Posted by: Defy
:glag:
Little Johnny must be a hit with all the ladies. :lol:
Posted by: snowultra
great one
Posted by: mojo50
Love it. Very funny :lol:
Posted by: hvymetal86
Amazing, keep em coming
Posted by: blackbird
little Johnny for president .. :lol:
Posted by: dave12
very funny lol
Posted by: Adama
:lol::lol: lol
Posted by: Aaxel21
:lol:
Posted by: IceTee
Very bright kid ;)