Last Word Game
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: DooMeD68
last word game
OK -- You take the LAST word of the sentence and make a new sentence.
eg - A man lived by the water.
The Result:
Water the grass
Posted by: Gripper
Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.
Posted by: DooMeD68
drink all night and all day
Posted by: bigboab
day by day
Posted by: DooMeD68
day then becomes night
Posted by: silhoutte
Night evokes my desire
Posted by: DooMeD68
desire to evolve into something better
Posted by: Gripper
better the Devil you know
Posted by: DooMeD68
know something for the future
Posted by: Peter North
the Future is us
Posted by: Alien5
us and them
Posted by: bigboab
them their people
Posted by: DooMeD68
people who live on this planet
Posted by: bigboab
planet of the apes
Posted by: DooMeD68
apes swing in trees
Posted by: bigboab
trees and bushes
Posted by: DooMeD68
bushes and shrubs
Posted by: bigboab
shubs can be cultivated.:wacko:
Posted by: DooMeD68
cultivated planets grow best in greenhouses
Posted by: bigboab
greenhouses are easily broken
Posted by: DooMeD68
broken pots make good rubbish bin material
Posted by: hippychick
material to make clothes
Note: kewl new game!!! Thanks doome:D
Posted by: bigboab
material witness
Posted by: DooMeD68
material to make clothes
Note: kewl new game!!! Thanks doome:D
thanks HC ! trying something a little different ! :):):)
Posted by: DooMeD68
witness in a safe house
Posted by: hippychick
house on haunted hill
Posted by: DooMeD68
hills can become moutains
Posted by: Peter North
Moutains bigger then buildings
Posted by: DooMeD68
buildings shadow people
Posted by: bigboab
people, be afraid
Posted by: DooMeD68
afraid of the big bad wolf
Posted by: bigboab
wolf whistles from workmen
Posted by: hippychick
workmen get no sleep
Posted by: DooMeD68
sleep has no awakening
Posted by: hippychick
awakening at dawn
Posted by: DooMeD68
dawn of the dead
Posted by: hippychick
dead men tell no lies
Posted by: Peter North
lies are bad
Posted by: chalice
Bad scene altogether
Posted by: DooMeD68
altogther it isn't a big problem
Posted by: chalice
Problem is, it is
Posted by: weenden
what it is
Posted by: bigboab
is this what it has come to
Posted by: DooMeD68
to be what you want to be
Posted by: chalice
about turn, bum boy
Posted by: DooMeD68
boy you are such a twat
Posted by: bigboab
twat did you say...:cool:
Posted by: DooMeD68
say what
Posted by: chalice
twat http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/premium.gif http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif (https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fbrowse%2Ftwat) (twŏt) Pronunciation Key (http://cache.lexico.com/help/ahd4/pronkey.html)
n.
Vulgar Slang The vulva.
Offensive & Vulgar Slang A woman or girl.
Posted by: bigboab
what goes round comes around
Posted by: DooMeD68
twat is what he was
Posted by: bigboab
was he really like that
Posted by: chalice
that is entirely our opinion
Posted by: DooMeD68
opinion every wants one
Posted by: hippychick
one is a lonely number
Posted by: Peter North
number one its always the first
Posted by: hippychick
first one wins
Posted by: weenden
one time only
Posted by: benchez
only way forward is up....
Posted by: Alien5
up, down, side to side
Posted by: benchez
side by side they start.........
Posted by: hippychick
start at the beginning
Posted by: benchez
beginning to ride a bike
Posted by: hippychick
bike to the top
Posted by: DooMeD68
top of the world ma
Posted by: DooMeD68
ma baker robbed banks
Posted by: hippychick
banks with no money
Posted by: bigboab
money can burn a hole in your pocket
Posted by: hippychick
pocket full of gold
Posted by: DooMeD68
gold is usually found in a treasure chest
Posted by: bigboab
chest a minute :lol:
Posted by: DooMeD68
minute doesn't count for a hour
Posted by: Gripper
hour Dad's gone down t' pub
Posted by: DooMeD68
pubs are for getting a 10 gallon pint
Posted by: hippychick
pint of ale
Posted by: DooMeD68
What A Silly Twat I Am !!!
Posted by: hippychick
vodka and jeigermiester
Posted by: kallieb
Vodka is the only drink that Russians prefer.
shit...edit jeigermeister...i have to google that!
Posted by: DooMeD68
prefer is what cats do when they eat birds
Posted by: kallieb
jeigermeister is a really boring job, no one wants them at a party.
LOL - you guys are fast!!
Posted by: DooMeD68
nature of the game KALLIEB !
Posted by: DooMeD68
birds eat seed
Posted by: kallieb
Seed your wild oats before you get married.
Posted by: civeta
Married with children was an awesome show.
Posted by: kallieb
Show me the money you loser.
Posted by: DooMeD68
losers never win
Posted by: hippychick
win lose or draw
Posted by: DooMeD68
draws don't win games
Posted by: hippychick
games people play
Posted by: DooMeD68
play DOOM on nightmare level
Posted by: hippychick
level the dirt
Posted by: DooMeD68
dirt is what you get on your shoes
Posted by: hippychick
shoes are good support
Posted by: DooMeD68
support is what you need with a bad back
Posted by: hippychick
back your friends
Posted by: Peter North
friends will be friends
Posted by: DooMeD68
friend always help when you need help
Posted by: hippychick
help is on the way
Posted by: bigboab
Help I Need Someone
Posted by: DooMeD68
someone always does the gardening
Posted by: hippychick
gardening is a dirty job
Posted by: DooMeD68
job is work
Posted by: hippychick
work all day
Posted by: DooMeD68
day becomes night
Posted by: hippychick
night becomes day
Posted by: DooMeD68
day becomes midday
Posted by: weenden
night brings darkness
Posted by: civeta
darkness falls upon us
Posted by: DooMeD68
and we can't see without light
Posted by: weenden
as does the day
Posted by: benchez
day-watch was helluva good movie
Posted by: weenden
as was end game
Posted by: benchez
game out: gears of war
Posted by: weenden
war of the worlds
Posted by: hippychick
worlds apart
Posted by: DooMeD68
apart from the last
Posted by: thewizeard
Last of all you will remember me
Posted by: bigboab
me, who me?
Posted by: DooMeD68
me the invisible man
Posted by: bigboab
man from laramie
Posted by: DooMeD68
laramie such a wonderful place
Posted by: hippychick
place your bet
Posted by: DooMeD68
bet the odds could have been better
Posted by: bigboab
better late than never
Posted by: DooMeD68
never think your too old
Posted by: benchez
old people fart on buses remember.........
Posted by: bigboab
remember remember the 5th of November
Posted by: Actatoi
November is a lovely month
Posted by: DooMeD68
month into another year
Posted by: Peter North
year after year
Posted by: DooMeD68
year into a century
Posted by: benchez
century of technological acceleration
Posted by: DooMeD68
acceleration doesn't necessarily mean quickness
Posted by: Peter North
quickness in a way that eyes cant see...
Posted by: Peter North
sorry, wrong section..
Posted by: DooMeD68
see what can't be seen
Posted by: bigboab
seen the lot
Posted by: DooMeD68
lot of washing hanging on a line
Posted by: bigboab
line of cocaine
Posted by: DooMeD68
cocaine up one's nose
Posted by: kallieb
Nose shape is much more appealing when it's not as flat as a pancake.
Posted by: DooMeD68
pancakes are meant for the ceiling
Posted by: kallieb
Ceiling fans should not be used to spin cats.
Posted by: bigboab
cats have nine lives
Posted by: DooMeD68
lives are meant to be used
Posted by: bigboab
used car salesmen are crooks
Posted by: kallieb
shit!! Edit. Too fast
Posted by: DooMeD68
encumbrance is a legal term of art for anything that affects or limits the title of a property
Posted by: kallieb
Property is valued by such artificial means as nice views and inflated egos.
Posted by: DooMeD68
fools rush in
Posted by: WarrenBuffet
on goes the knee grow, out comes Micheal Jackson.
Posted by: DooMeD68
jackson was a white man
Posted by: weenden
man and woman
Posted by: DooMeD68
woman ruler not of this earth
Posted by: weenden
earth and beyond
Posted by: lovewalrus
beyond the confines of my mind
Posted by: kallieb
Mind your manners when you go to Church.
Posted by: benchez
church for alcoholics is a park bench
Posted by: kallieb
Bench pressing more than your weight will crush your knees.
Posted by: lovewalrus
bench pressing is a recepy for T-bags
speedy little kallieb...
knees, because legs don't work without them..!
Posted by: kallieb
who' has the most smokin' fast enter key....sure not lovewalrus! (LOL)
Posted by: kallieb
T-Bags are a great remedy to sooth tired eyes.
Posted by: benchez
Eyes are for watching T-Bagging. A great remedy to sooth :ghey: ness..
Posted by: kallieb
Gayness is what it is, and one either self-loathes, denies or accepts.
Posted by: benchez
Accepts but not promotes does the reasonable monk.
Posted by: lovewalrus
monk, you got any? said the crazy stoner.
Posted by: kallieb
"Monk" was the last word uttered by disciple before he passed through the gates and into his cloistered life.
Posted by: kallieb
oops...this time I'm slower!!
Posted by: lovewalrus
hahaaa
life is like a box of chocolates, your wife takes them all and leaves you nothing...
Posted by: kallieb
Nothing is more precious than the warmth of your child's hand in yours.
Posted by: lovewalrus
yours are the best tits i have ever seen...... my wife said to me...
Posted by: kallieb
Me!! No such thing. I never wore your lingerie, why would I. Well maybe just once but only because I was curious.
Posted by: lovewalrus
curious george...... bi-curious george is what i heard....
Posted by: kallieb
Heard anything yet? I hate waiting and you don't want me to become upset, said the towering dominatrix.
Posted by: bigboab
dominatrix would be the ultimate sexual partner of a lot of members in this forum
Posted by: DooMeD68
because were all pervs at heart
Posted by: civeta
heart surgery is really really hard
Posted by: DooMeD68
harder than buffalo horn
Posted by: bigboab
horn of plenty
Posted by: DooMeD68
plenty of whipped cream
Posted by: Gripper
cream puffs, well I never
Posted by: Peter North
never retrieve never surrender
Posted by: civeta
Surrender now!!! all your base are belong to me!
Posted by: bigboab
me, me, me, it's all me
Posted by: zoe68
me, myself and I
Posted by: DooMeD68
i am what i am
Posted by: bigboab
am I to blame for every disaster?
Posted by: DooMeD68
disaster is inevitable in the end
Posted by: kallieb
End your strife and surrender yourself to Jesus.
Posted by: DooMeD68
jesus still lives in french alps with elvis
Posted by: kallieb
Elvis isn't dead, he's a greeter at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: DooMeD68
wal-mart equals asda with a santa holding elvis's hand
Posted by: kallieb
Hand me the thingy, no you idiot the other thingy.
Posted by: DooMeD68
thingy is something you switch on
Posted by: bigboab
on the crest of a wave
Posted by: DooMeD68
waves are found in certain hair types
Posted by: bigboab
types of fish have a lot of omega oil
Posted by: DooMeD68
oil will make you billions
Posted by: bigboab
billions are being wasted on wars
Posted by: DooMeD68
wars waste lives wholesale