Last Word Game
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: mera
optimistic about the diagnosis
Posted by: Aaxel21
diagnosis of a small and unsightly
Posted by: melatonin
unsightly visions blocking our future
Posted by: shutdk
future will bring us nothing
Posted by: bigboab
nothing but trouble, that is what you are.:lol:
Posted by: melatonin
are you kidding me
Posted by: shutdk
me likes chocolate
Posted by: sonnenshein
chocolate is harmful for ur teeth
Posted by: melatonin
teeth is my nightmare
Posted by: IceTee
nightmare on Elm Street
Posted by: melatonin
street soccer is joy
Posted by: shutdk
joy from my name is earl is wankable
Posted by: melatonin
wankable stuff rocks
Posted by: shutdk
rocks are hard!
Posted by: mera
hard winter of discontent
Posted by: melatonin
discontent made me think for a moment
Posted by: mera
moment in time can mean everything
Posted by: melatonin
everything but the life
Posted by: mera
life that you observe
Posted by: melatonin
observe and do nothing
Posted by: mera
Nothing is for free
Posted by: hippychick
free the prisoners
Posted by: melatonin
prisoners of war
Posted by: Aaxel21
war of a 1000 nations
Posted by: melatonin
nations can hold us back
Posted by: pro267
Back in the days of the czar, revolutionaries in Russia used to say "the worse the better".
Posted by: melatonin
better than butter
Posted by: mera
Butter melts in the mouth
Posted by: melatonin
mouth of doom
Posted by: Evil9
doom is before us
Posted by: shutdk
US of A is full of fat people
Posted by: mera
People make the world
Posted by: shutdk
World is big
Posted by: gan.nez
big is the opposite of small
Posted by: melatonin
small brains make me nerveous
Posted by: shutdk
nervous people lives longer
Posted by: mera
Longer wait at the bus stop then usual
Posted by: shutdk
Usual this place is dead
Posted by: melatonin
dead girls turn me off
Posted by: aslanozzy
Off to work tommorrow
Posted by: melatonin
tomorrow never dies
Posted by: shutdk
dies? who dies?
Posted by: melatonin
dies sound like german
Posted by: shutdk
German people are awfull
Posted by: dogboy132
Awfull, that's terrible
Posted by: melatonin
terrible people are english
Posted by: Evil9
english a second language
Posted by: melatonin
language which is huge
Posted by: Evil9
huge amount cant speak it
Posted by: mera
it requires practice and patience
Posted by: shutdk
patience is bullshit
Posted by: melatonin
bullshit is better than horseshit
Posted by: shutdk
horseshit looks like Chocolate cake
Posted by: melatonin
cake makes me hungry
Posted by: shutdk
Hungry not Hungary
Posted by: mera
Hungary has the blue danube
Posted by: Evil9
danube is a famous tune
Posted by: mera
Tune in to see what's next
Posted by: shutdk
next time is last time
Posted by: Evil9
time wil tell
Posted by: melatonin
tell me something i dont know
Posted by: shutdk
know why?
Posted by: melatonin
why are you askign so many questions
Posted by: shutdk
questions are gay. Answers are gayer.
Posted by: melatonin
gayer people use make up
Posted by: shutdk
up down left and right
Posted by: melatonin
right by my mind
Posted by: shutdk
mind soul and body
Posted by: melatonin
body is machine
Posted by: Evil9
machine owns the human
Posted by: aiurea
human makes the machine
Posted by: mera
machine runs amok
Posted by: melatonin
amok is a strange word
Posted by: Evil9
word to yo mother
Posted by: shutdk
mother i'd like to fuck
Posted by: melatonin
fuck is a bad word
Posted by: shutdk
word!, indeed!, agreed! and all that.
Posted by: melatonin
that is my call
Posted by: GordonBennett
call that a knife?
Posted by: melatonin
knife is dangerous to run with
Posted by: Wolfmight
with fork, you stab
Posted by: melatonin
stab me in the heart
Posted by: mera
Heart is the seat of emotions
Posted by: melatonin
emotions made me suffer
Posted by: mera
Suffer in silence
Posted by: melatonin
silence of the trackers
Posted by: limpdickkid
trackers looking for people
Posted by: shutdk
people looking for shit
Posted by: Evil9
shit can be stinky
Posted by: melatonin
stinky girls makes me puke
Posted by: Evil9
puke from fishy smell
Posted by: yakir132
smell the air of hard cheese spoilt and then you fill it
Posted by: Evil9
it is not safe
Posted by: t0mmy
safe to breathe in so much of this substance because
Posted by: mera
you might develop symptoms like
Posted by: shutdk
like that huh?
Posted by: nkhlsrf
huh some ppl are just so boring..
Posted by: melatonin
boring than hell
Posted by: aslanozzy
hell is hot
Posted by: Evil_Monkey
not as hot as your obese uncle smacking you in the face with the sizzling bacon grease :pinch:
Posted by: t0mmy
grease that slowly and painfully burns your face while
Posted by: grimms
While you feel the immense pain.
Posted by: melatonin
pain while ur talking on the phone with fire department
Posted by: bigboab
department of trade and industry
Posted by: BTheKid
industry of mail-order wifes is overrated.
Posted by: Evil9
Overrated celebs are annoying
Posted by: melatonin
annoying girls gotta be smacked
Posted by: bigboab
smacked out off my mind
Posted by: Evil9
mind plays tricks
Posted by: melatonin
tricks that fool naive
Posted by: Evil9
naive is what i am
Posted by: melatonin
am i talking about you
Posted by: Evil9
you dont seem to be
Posted by: sear
be out of town before noon or else.
Posted by: Evil9
else what
Posted by: melatonin
what are talking about sponge
Posted by: mera
sponge lives in the sea
Posted by: melatonin
sea sponge is a funny place
Posted by: aslanozzy
place it gently
Posted by: melatonin
gently moving creatures swallowed the whole unit
Posted by: NOLF
unit 9 make a takedown
Posted by: mera
Takedown occured at 0100
Posted by: NOLF
0100 reply! 0100 please reply
Posted by: mera
Reply not understood, please repeat!
Posted by: NOLF
repeat the message again
Posted by: Evil9
again and again why?
Posted by: DyNast
Why? why do I have to deal with this shit?
Posted by: NOLF
shit is all there is left
Posted by: melatonin
left side of the crime scene looks hot, i repeat hot
Posted by: Evil9
hot water burn
Posted by: mera
Burn those abs..move it!
Posted by: NOLF
it just wasn't possible for him to go on
Posted by: mera
On the threadmill is where he went next
BTW Good morning NOLF!
Posted by: NOLF
next after the threadmill he went to buy some
Good morning to you mera :P
Posted by: mera
chocolate chip muffins :O
Posted by: melatonin
muffis i like to eat
Posted by: NOLF
eat dirt he said and walked away
Posted by: mera
Away to the next town
Posted by: NOLF
town was not located where he thought it was
Posted by: mera
was it what he thought was not?
Posted by: NOLF
not even close to
Posted by: angryghost
to what he had in his mind
Posted by: aslanozzy
mind was very confused
Posted by: mera
confused about hearing
Posted by: NOLF
hearing the news about his mistress
Posted by: DyNast
Mistress who was a sex addict
Posted by: Evil9
addict of women
Posted by: NOLF
women? Yes lesbian women
Posted by: bigboab
woman who play away
Posted by: Evil9
away he went
Posted by: angryghost
went to buy more cupcakes for the party
Posted by: NOLF
with only lesbians and
Posted by: angryghost
and took them back to his place for a nice backrub
Posted by: bigboab
backrub, massage, mud bath, you name it
Posted by: NOLF
it all depended on how big it
Posted by: Evil9
it can get to be
Posted by: mera
be blown out
Posted by: bigboab
out off order
Posted by: angryghost
so they went back to the stable
Posted by: bigboab
so they went back to the stable
Start with the last word of the previous post.:)
Stable lads have a hard job
Posted by: NOLF
job, cleaning the horses poop
Posted by: angryghost
poop was a glorious job.
Posted by: mera
job satisfaction was missing
Posted by: angryghost
missing, but the workers still pursued on under the hot summer sun
Posted by: NOLF
sun, but close to the big tree was a huge
Posted by: angryghost
Huge dragon that had been sleeping for hundreds of years
Posted by: melatonin
years and years of sleep is not enough to regenarate his mana
Posted by: angryghost
mana that he had spent in the epic battle against the teletubbies
Posted by: mera
Teletubbies wield the secret weapon
Posted by: angryghost
weapon, of the legendary spit ball gun
Posted by: NOLF
gun, which could spit a gumball for
Posted by: angryghost
for thousands of miles at the speed of light
Posted by: NOLF
light. The gun was truly amazing, but there was one thing it couldn't do
Posted by: angryghost
do, it could not kill the dragon, no matter what flavour of gum they used
Posted by: NOLF
used, the dragon was simply too strong
Posted by: angryghost
strong, so the teletubbies called up the justice league for help
Posted by: melatonin
help the any teletubby and it will just burn you with his tube laser
Posted by: shutdk
laser light in the eyes sucks
Posted by: mera
sucks because one goes blind
Posted by: angryghost
, but he continued to fight on with just one eye.
Posted by: melatonin
eye of the knight popped out when his oppenent threw his sword
Posted by: angryghost
so the knight decided to fight the battle blind
Posted by: shutdk
blind dates are cool
Posted by: melatonin
cool but risky
Posted by: angryghost
risky was the way the knight liked it
Posted by: shutdk
it stands for information technology
Posted by: melatonin
technology was the only thing that our knight sucked
Posted by: mera
Sucked maybe but willing to learn
Posted by: angryghost
learn through vigorous training and practice
Posted by: shutdk
at her or my place?
Posted by: melatonin
practice makes perfect
Posted by: angryghost
Perfect was far from what our knight was at
Posted by: melatonin
at his last fight he lost his eye but he was brave enough to challange the king
Posted by: shutdk
king of scotland
Posted by: angryghost
scotland who was a paralyzed from the neck down
Posted by: mera
Down to the last fight he had
Posted by: melatonin
had they seen our knight
Posted by: angryghost
knight, they would have shit their pants
Posted by: melatonin
pants was not a common clothing at middle age
Posted by: mera
age when you least expect