Old Wiskey
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: hippychick
A man sits down at a bar and asks the bartender for 30 year old glass of wiskey.
The Bartender turns around and pulls a bottle of out of the cabinet and pours the glass and hands it to the man.
The man takes a drink and then spits it out and says "I asked for 30 year old wiskey! That's only 15 year old wiskey!"
So then the bartender turns around and and gets an old bottle and pours the man a glass.
The man takes a sip and says "I asked for 30 year old wiskey! Thats only 25 year old wiskey!"
So the bartender takes an old, spider web covered bottle and pours the man a glass
The man takes a sip and says "Aww now thats 30 year old wiskey!"
An old man at the end of the bar slides the man a glass and says "Take a sip of that"
The man takes a sip and he says "that tastes like piss"
The old man at the end of the bar says "I know, but tell me how old I am"
Posted by: Old Geezer
Good one.
Posted by: dave12
good one lol
Posted by: BawA
hehe nice one
Posted by: DooMeD68
nice on HC ! where do you get your jokes from ?
Posted by: scribblec
good to still see you posting here hippy ;)
Posted by: bhovoi
hahaha:) :) :) very funny
Posted by: Adama
lol
Posted by: Aaxel21
gross
Posted by: IceTee
good one