Father Christmas
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: raider.uk
This young lad goes to see father christmas, eventaually it is his turn to sit on father christmas's lap, so off he goes. Once there , old saint nick asks what the lad would like for christmas , he taps the lad on the nose and says "i bet you like cars", the little boy says "how do you know", " because im father christmas" he says, saint nick again taps on the young lads nose and says" i bet you like football". The boy says " how do you know", "because im father christmas" he says.Again father christmas taps the young lad on the nose and says " i bet you like trains" the boy turns around and says "how do you know that", father christmas says"because im father christmas.
Then all of a sudden the boy turns around, taps father christmas on the nose and says" i bet you like little girls" father xmas says "how do you know"
The boy says"BECAUSE I CAN SMELL IT ON YOUR FINGER"
Posted by: BROCKSTER
thats sick man
Posted by: KiTTen
... err...
yuck :D
Posted by: BROCKSTER
kitten r u trying to get ur posts up or something
Posted by: Knuckles187
LOL
some kid from my college told me this today i wonder if he reads these boards
Posted by: raider.uk
well isnt that a coincidence tom
:D
Posted by: Knuckles187
I thought so..
could you PM me your Msn addy if you have one...
Tom.,
Posted by: raider.uk
what does all that mean?????????? :huh:
Posted by: BlackFlys
Your sick! Altho it is rather funny. :P Btw, what tom was saying is... Could you send me a private message with your Microsoft Messenger e-mail address but you dont have one so no need to give it to him B)
Posted by: raider.uk
oh ok cheers rob
lol :D
Posted by: BlackFlys
heh, no problems.