Wish
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: ashutosh_cool16
--A man was walking along a California beach and was in deep prayer to
the Lord. He said, "Lord, you have promised to give me the desires of
my heart. That's what I am asking you for right now. Please give me
confirmation that you will grant my wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded up over his head and the Lord in a booming
voice spoke to him. "I have searched your heart and determined it to be
pure. Because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish you ask for."
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always
wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm deadly afraid of flying and I get very
seasick on boats. Could you build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over
there to visit whenever I want?"
The Lord laughed and said, "That's ridiculous! Think of the logistics
of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?
Think of how much concrete...how much steel!!! Your request is very
materialistic, and a little disappointing. I could do it, but it's hard for
me to justify you craving for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify Me
as well."
The man thought about it for a long while and tried to think of a
really good wish.
Finally, he said, "Here's the deal, Lord. I've been married and
divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm
insensitive.
So I wish that I could understand women...
I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they
give me the silent treatment .....
I want to know why they're crying .....
I want to know what they really mean when they say 'nothing' ...
I want to know how to make them truly happy...
That's the wish that I want, Lord.
After a few minutes, God said, "You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?"
Posted by: llamastad
lol :lol:
Posted by: Skweeky
LOL
you know, it's not us that are not understandable, its YOU, THE GUYS!!
I mean, it can't be that hard to understand women, can it??
:lol: :lol: :lol: