Swollen Legs
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: JunkBarMan
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself.
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ."
Posted by: Actatoi
Atleast she knows not to drink then :)