Prison V Work
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Rat Faced
Work VS. Prison!
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Posted by: jetje
I wanna go to prison ;)
Posted by: BROCKSTER
makes prison sound good
Posted by: Knuckles187
I'm sold
where's the nearest gas station to rob :)
Posted by: BROCKSTER
thought u wernt meant to get caught :D
Posted by: Knuckles187
good point we need to get caught.. so as opposed to using real guns we could always use Rubber dart guns .. and then once outside (if they are dumb enough to give us the money)
we pretend there is a SWAT team round us and just wait for the police :)
3 meals a day here i come :)
Posted by: raider.uk
got any room in that get away car for one more, im sure we could form quite a great little army tom you know your guns man your the secret key
Posted by: TerminatorStout
work - 8 hours
Prison - who knows
work - sick? don't go to work
prison - hmmm, duh.
work - you have your own underwear on
prison - whos do you have on? :o
work - order out for some chinese, pizza, burgers, or what ever sounds good for lunch
prison - you dream only dream about having chinese, pizza, burgers, or what ever you want
work - you get a couple weeks vacation
prison - well, you get a real long one
work - don't drop your work ethic
prison - don't drop the soap :unsure:
Posted by: 4play
why not give yourself up to the riaa. im sure they would love people to prosecute.
but there is a downside to prison. :(
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/piracy.jpg
:lol:
Posted by: Knuckles187
omg that looks just like Raider.uk :)
Posted by: BlackFlys
Like Raider.UK?? more like my mum.... FUCK! :o
Posted by: Rat Faced
Originally posted by BlackFlys@11 January 2003 - 11:17
Like Raider.UK?? more like my mum.... FUCK! :o
Wouldnt want to meet you Mum in a Dark Ally then ;)