Two starving bums
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: The_Hunter
These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat.
He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.
He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"
"Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"
The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.
A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat."
And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.
The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talkin'! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!!!"
Posted by: Aaxel21
Thats reall gross. :sick::sick:
Posted by: delimare
:sick::sick::sick:
Posted by: IceTee
:|
Posted by: sefo
lolllz
Posted by: thebazzla
very bad
Posted by: Adama
:sick:
Posted by: vinhkhang01
Wann to make sure the food is not poisonous.
Posted by: Kyokushin
lol nasty...
Posted by: Wolfmight
:gross: Damn dude. heh
Posted by: markupmaster
Uh,
Sick!
lol!
Posted by: sauly
good one
Posted by: Ginger Ninger
:sick: omg :sick:
Posted by: Septimus
disgusting
Posted by: Spontaneous123
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Posted by: xerox2010
good one
Posted by: kabir
:sick:
Posted by: Kry
:cry:
Posted by: SolarisWind
Ummm....ew? :sick:
Posted by: backlash
gross. really gross.
Posted by: formos
maybe another one:)
Posted by: Itachi
which part of that is a joke ?
Posted by: deedee
barf!!!!
Posted by: 100%
which part of that is a joke ?
The funny part.
Posted by: magic550
lol