Sperm Bank Robbery
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: The_Hunter
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says
Posted by: t0mmy
spitters, lol :)
Posted by: angryghost
HAHAHA, this is a great way to hint it to your wife:D
Posted by: NOLF
LOL, I'll have to remember that.
Posted by: aslanozzy
hahaha crazy
Posted by: tyman
advice...
Posted by: Hairbautt
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ROTFL.gif Didn't see that cuming...
Posted by: Aaxel21
hehe
Posted by: Aaxel21
hehe
Posted by: limpdickkid
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ROTFL.gif Didn't see that cuming...
hehe. well said.