Smart-ass
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: The_Hunter
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Posted by: t0mmy
haha, he got owned
Posted by: aslanozzy
Hehehe I bet he was embarrassed
Posted by: MiniMalistic
hahahaha..that's a good one
Posted by: tyman
pwned
Posted by: Steve02
haha :lol:
Posted by: sleepyy
very good cheers
Posted by: Aaxel21
If I could of only seen his face.
Posted by: SenorBubbz
omg, i laughed so hard i started tearing
Posted by: Cruel
Really funny :D
Posted by: solarbladeII
Haha..Smart Come-back from the teacher..
Posted by: snowultra
lol, thats a great one.
Posted by: pr1nz3
nice one:)
Posted by: ByteKnight
hehe pwned
Posted by: squirr3l
:lol: