Sex In The Jungle
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: The_Hunter
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?"
"Tarzan check for bees!"
Posted by: t0mmy
LOL even his grammar is a bit off :D nice one
Posted by: ZaZu
So he was used to using a honeypot...
Posted by: tyman
sweet another please
Posted by: Aaxel21
haha nice
Posted by: bondok25
lol its very nice
Posted by: Steve02
:lol:
Posted by: solarbladeII
:lol:
Posted by: bigboab
:lol::cry:
Posted by: snowultra
:o:d
Posted by: IceTee
:lol:
Posted by: thebazzla
ouch nice one:)
Posted by: JiZ3M
hhhh :D
Posted by: napster5
very nice one dude
:lol::lol:
Posted by: Adama
:lol::lol:
Posted by: BOOM
:lol: very nice
Posted by: pirateofpapu
Hahahaha :lol:
Posted by: vinhkhang01
Pain in the A
Posted by: Septimus
:lol:
Posted by: saqib
hahahah , funnny, there must b no Lions in jungle atm
Posted by: Ginger Ninger
pmsl nice one m8 :naughty:
Posted by: rtxs
ahahahhaha lool
Posted by: tryambaka
very good.. nice one :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: