Ruin A Wish Game
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Aeyen
It's simple, just make a whish and then ruin the wish of the person above you, and you know how it goes :D
I wish I could drink coffee at Starbucks today.
Posted by: bigboab
It's simple, just make a whish and then ruin the wish of the person above you, and you know how it goes :D
I wish I could drink coffee at Starbucks today.
You don't have any money.
I wish it was a bit warmer.
Posted by: Aeyen
It's simple, just make a whish and then ruin the wish of the person above you, and you know how it goes :D
I wish I could drink coffee at Starbucks today.
You don't have any money.
I wish it was a bit warmer.
Suddenly there was a snow storm outside your house and your heaters wouldn't work.
I wish I had more time for myself..
Posted by: Yinon
I wish you were dead, then you won't have any time at all.
I wish all humanity dies, and I'll be the last living person (think of all the money I can make).
Posted by: bigboab
Who is going to pay you? :lol:
I wish I was on an island in the Pacific.
Posted by: Yinon
I wish there would be an earthquake that wipes away all the pacific islands.
I wish my torrent finishes downloading already.
Posted by: bigboab
Just imagine your 'puter breaking down 5 mins from the end.
Do you leach?
Posted by: Aaxel21
How is that a wish? :lol: I can't ruin that.
I whish I had a $1,000,000
Posted by: bunny67
i wish you lost it all in the casino in 1 night
i wish to be happy
Posted by: Aaxel21
Only in your dreams.
I wish gas didn't cost so much
Posted by: bigboab
Gas just went up by 13%(UK):(
I wish I was living in a warmer country
@aax, old age does not come alone.
Posted by: angryghost
Earth freezes over
I wish i could fly
Posted by: bigboab
You'll come down to earth with a bump
I wish I was rich
Posted by: RoSsoNeRI
I would kill u n then rob u
I wish I had a private jet
Posted by: Aeyen
^ ...Then it explodes in the air and you fall...
I wish I won't need to do my project...
Posted by: angryghost
You get 50 more to do
I wish to never be sick again
Posted by: bigboab
You could stop drinking
I wish I could get these games correct.
Posted by: Yinon
I'm afraid you landed the wrong topic, sir. Questions are being asked in the Questions game.
Posted by: bigboab
I'm afraid you landed the wrong topic, sir. Questions are being asked in the Questions game.
Took me a wee while to get that. Too early in the morning
:lol::lol:
I wish I could waken up. :)
Posted by: alfry1010
there is a electricity break out and your alarm clock didn't ring.
I wish i can quickly get out of my work to go home.
Posted by: Yinon
your car gets a flat tire (:
I wish this topic ends here
Posted by: bigboab
Sorry, another wish gone.:)
I wish I would win the lottery.
Posted by: Nemanja
You won but , you lost the ticket :D
I just wanna be big ROCK Star :D
Posted by: Aaxel21
You will fail because the RIAA will sue you for $100,000,000,000 for downloading your own songs off The Pirate Bay and then put you in jail and you will become THE prison bitch where a prison mate named Shirly will break your vocal cords with his appendage named Big John ruinening your singining career that you only started 2 months ago.
I whish I could fly to the Moon.
Posted by: bigboab
Frank Sinatra tried and could not make it.:)
I wish I could understand.
Posted by: MiniMalistic
U can't understand because u are to old :(
i wish that i can have 4 girlfriends at once :-<..
Posted by: bigboab
one girl friend is enough for one so young:rolleyes:
I wish I could fly.
Posted by: MiniMalistic
u can wish everything u want..it wont happen anyway ..:D:D
i wish i was dead :|
Posted by: bigboab
You are going to get your wish some day. I can't ruin that.:lol:
I wish I had four legs
Posted by: alfry1010
ok you've got 4 legs but two are on your back.
I wish i could live on an island
Posted by: Aaxel21
You bought an island but the day you move out there terrorist blow it up. A day later a war starts and you drafted.
I wish for world peace.
Posted by: thebazzla
sorry not with george bush still around
i wish to marry a wonderful women
Posted by: Aaxel21
Ha.. There is no such thing
I wish I didn't have to work tonight.
Posted by: Nemanja
You must , some problem was , and you must to go to work, tonight :D
I wish gigabyte connection !
Posted by: FatBob
i wish you have a 1gb limit
i wish i could fart
Posted by: bigboab
Someone might bung it up. :lol:
I wish to confuse you.:wacko:
Posted by: FatBob
:wacko:
i wish you fail
i wish i was sleeping in between boobs right now :unsure:
Posted by: bigboab
I think you are ruining that wish yourself :lol:
I wish I was more polite:)
Posted by: FatBob
lol
i wish you get a hard on when you are polite
i wish i was a millionaire
Posted by: bunny67
i ruin your wish by wishing you dead
i wish that i inherit your millions
Posted by: bigboab
I am poor
I wish I had good health
Posted by: melatonin
u'll be killed in a drive-by tomorrow so health is useless
i wish i was fish
Posted by: Nemanja
But world is full of cats who likes to EAT fish(like u)
I wish to be immortal !
Posted by: RoSsoNeRI
I kill you with ur own knife :D
I wish I was a movie star
Posted by: bunny67
and your film flopped
wish i was on me holiday now
Posted by: Aaxel21
Your holiday has been canceled due to random fires.
I wish I had a billion dollars.
Posted by: bigboab
inflation reaches one billion per cent.:(
I wish I was right all the time. :)
Posted by: Aaxel21
Then you meet a woman who shows you how wrong you really are.
I wish to meet the perfect woman
Posted by: alfry1010
and she die...
I wish i stay more than two months with a girl
Posted by: bigboab
Your attitude is all wrong
I wish I was wrong
Posted by: Aeyen
But you're right..
I wish I can configure my uTorrent settings to all incoming connections...
Posted by: alfry1010
but utorrent is so good that it become legal and the setting are limited
I wish i could change my car.
Posted by: bigboab
It is not roadworthy
I wish people would stop letting me on the bus first :lol:
Posted by: MiniMalistic
but u are to big for the people to let u in first
i wish i find a treasure :D:D
Posted by: thebazzla
you did but it turned out to be fools gold
i wish for more money
Posted by: bigboab
There is no money available
I wish I could go back to school
Posted by: thebazzla
unfortunately the school doest accept mature students
i wish i could sing
Posted by: MiniMalistic
u can't sing..u are not an artist and a fly has jjust entered your mouth :))
i wish i had no wish :|
Posted by: SenorBubbz
Your head suddenly explodes and all the gold in the world falls on you, crushing you to death.
I wish I had 50,000 posts here on FST.
Posted by: Adama
you will be banned after 49,999 posts
i wish i could kill you
Posted by: MiniMalistic
u can't kill me because u are dead (achiles) :D:D
I wish to leave this country :(
Posted by: Aaxel21
Sorry, they just put up a huge wall around your country.
Where are you going...Your going NO WHERE!
I whish this computer was faster.
Posted by: Nemanja
Sorry , but your computer cant be faster !
I wish i can fly !
Posted by: Aaxel21
Only to be shot down by an anti-air missle
I wish my lunch braek was now.
Posted by: Nemanja
Sorry , you missed the lunch ...
I wish i can help ppl who's life is in danger !
Posted by: Aaxel21
Too bad you are always 5 seconds late and they die.
I wish nemanja could always be on time
Posted by: MiniMalistic
newanja can't be in time
I wish I can live under water for hours
Posted by: bunny67
before the shark ate you
i wish that i never had work today
Posted by: thebazzla
you cant because where would your customers go to drink
now i wish i didn't have to work saturdays
Posted by: Nemanja
Sorry , but nobody 'll work for u ! Go to work !
I wish , i wish , credit card with no limit !
Posted by: bunny67
doh you got busted the cards was your parents
i wish it was any day but today
Posted by: Nemanja
Uff , today is today , no changes ! :(
I wish , i can sleep all day long !
Posted by: Aaxel21
Too bad you have Insomnia
I wish i was in front of a nice warm fireplace.
Posted by: Nemanja
U was , but accidentally you catch the fire and u must go to hospital !
I wish , i'll today won on bet (football) !
Posted by: MiniMalistic
unfortunately u lost because the match was forfaited ..hehe :D
i wish i find the golden fish to ask for three wishes :D:D
Posted by: Nemanja
Golden fish didn't exist ~!~ Just silver one :D
I wish Cameroon won the ACN !
Posted by: MiniMalistic
that's to bad because egypt smashes everything :D:D
i wish i had 150 kilograms :D
Posted by: WarrenBuffet
that's to bad because egypt smashes everything :D:D
i wish i had 150 kilograms :D
too bad, bcuz ur a skinny nerd trolling on forums all day losing weight as we speak.
*I wish half the ppl in the bt invites sections would stfu
Posted by: SAM
too bad cos they like to get on your nerves and piss you off :D
I wish i have enough money to buy a yacht.
Posted by: alfry1010
But there is a other accident with cable of internet like the one in egypt so all the internet is break down so nobody access the forum.
I wish i could swim tomorow night.
Posted by: SAM
there will be the greatest storm ever which will hit your town so you can't get out side your house :)
by the way, what is the cable has to do with my yacht :D
i wish i have a jet plane :)
Posted by: JiZ3M
you have that hights desease that makes your ears bleed when you fliy
I wish I was a little bit taller...
Posted by: Nemanja
Sorry , u JUST CAN't :(
I wish Miklos Feher didn't must die :cry::pinch::no::cry1: (2004 , he play for Benfica)
Posted by: Wolfmight
he died.
I wanna fly like an eagle... to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirits carry me, I wanna
fly...
Posted by: Nemanja
U r human, not the f*cking bird :D ! Stay on ground ~! :D :P
I wish I can bring the stars down :D:naughty:
Posted by: deepee
stars are huge balls of gas, not solids
i wish i could get free cheeseburgers
Posted by: Adama
sorry nothing is free
i wich i have a machine gun
Posted by: Nemanja
Sry , just military(and gangster's) can have it (u r not soldier or gangster). In next life...Neeeext :naughty:
I wish i can see through the walls :D
Posted by: MiniMalistic
u are to blind to see :(
i wish i had sex with 6 lesbians :|
Posted by: Nemanja
Sorry lesbians don't want sex with u !
I wish i can go whereever i like
Posted by: FatBob
i wish you are blind
i wish i could go back 5 years :(
Posted by: Nemanja
There is no time mashine ! Go to woork
I wish Ajax give 3 more goal in second half !
Posted by: MiniMalistic
ajax isnt;' capable to give 3 more:)
i wish we end this thread :D
Posted by: Nemanja
There isn't end of this thread ! Everybody want to wish more and more
I wish i can sleep today a bit longer !
Posted by: hzahez
After you stay awake for 72 hours
I wish that dream's who going to post after me comes true
Posted by: Demonface.24
you are granted but you have terrible wishes for the rest of your life
i wish i was the richest person in the world
Posted by: Spillage
Granted, you are the richest man in the world . But you're the only person left on Earth, everyone else has gone to a better planet, far far away .
I wish water wasn't so wet .
Posted by: Evil_Monkey
To bad it's gonna get even wetter when the tsunami hits your town
I wish had power over other peoplez emotions...
Posted by: Wolfmight
you will try for your entire life and fail to do so
I wish I had the ability to have or do or be anything I want, and never what I don't want.
Posted by: Spillage
Granted, sadly you're in a life-long coma, so everything you do or wish for has no substance .
I wish i could communicate with animals .
Posted by: MiniMalistic
unfortunately the animals doesn't understand you
i wish i run away with jessica alba :(
Posted by: Spillage
Granted, but Jessica is a necrophiliac & will only have sex with you if you're dead .
I wish the dinosaurs hadn't died out .
Posted by: bigboab
They have.:)
I wish the world was square.
Posted by: SAM
i won't wish
so this way i ruin the wish game
Posted by: Spillage
The Wishmaster General has read between the lines & has deemed your desire to end the Wish Game is in fact a poorly disguised wish . Your wish is temporarily granted .
You're so happy & excited (because finally your life appears to have a purpose ?), you go laughing & dancing into the street, straight into the path of a bus . From your hospital bed, you make sad, tearfull & pathetic plea's to the Wishmaster General , seeking forgiveness .
He has compassion, reinstates the Wish Game, cures your injuries, but as punishment gives you Ginger hair .
I wish for world peace .
Posted by: alfry1010
the peace exist if you can compare it to the war so no peace without war so the war come.
I wish the earth will not blow out soon!
Posted by: Wolfmight
the earth blows out in 2012, then comes back in 10 seconds for no apparent reason..only 10 survive.
I wish I had $1 mil...no wait...$100 billion dollars in platinum bullion in a perfect Swiss bank account.
Posted by: Spillage
Granted . Sadly, the indigenous Swiss population has been declining for decades & the country relies on legal & illegal immigrants to function, racial & religious tensions are mounting . In a bid to defuse the situation, the government gives full citizenship to all illegals , own goal . The next election is a landslide for the Muslim Coalition Party, Switzerland is declared a Muslim state under full Sharia law . The Swiss banking system collapses, the neighboring countries close the borders, the mullahs prepare for holy war . Your Platinum is requisitioned to fund the upcoming jihad, you get a free copy of the Koran in the post .
I wish i lived in a tree house .
Posted by: bigboab
It looks like you are alrerady in a tree house.:lol:
dutch elm disease:(
I wish I could fly
Posted by: Wolfmight
you fall.
I wish I could turn on/off invisible.
Posted by: Spillage
Granted ...... however, when you become invisible, you are only invisible to human eyes . A side effect is that animals & insects can not only see you, they are sexually aroused by your presence & basically use you as a cum dump.
This may, or may not, upset you .
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I wish for peace in the Middle East .
Posted by: kondrae
The U.S announces theyre invading Iran
Wish i had a fast car
Posted by: Spillage
Granted .... sadly, it's the year 2023 & gas has become a rarity, you cannot afford the cash to fuel your fast car .
You can however hire the services of bummer-boy gangs, who for a price (not financial) , will launch your car downhill, so you can satisfy that need-for-speed .
I wish the French language was abolished .