Predict the future
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Wolfmight
give any future date and make up an events and news headlines for the future. have fun! :shifty: :D
2015 - Elvis is discovered to be among the living - spotted in Cuba
2032 - Brazilian scientist invents miracle pill "genocalgo" that actually cures the obesity gene in certain humans.
2037 - FDA finally approves "genocalgo" for the U.S. consumer market
2050 - Gold prices skyrocket to a new high. $4,700 an ounce.
2065 - China invades Rhode Island.
2081 - Sightings of immense robot war machines in Japan brings great concern to the United Nations.
Posted by: Spillage
2017 - Scientists involved in the developement of GM food crops are getting some strange readings from the plants, indications are that vegetables may have basic feelings .
2019 - Scientists have developed a device that enables direct communication with the GM crops . The veggies drop the bombshell .... all plantlife has a high level of intelligence, and they're none to happy about being used as fodder for humans . Government clampdown on the project, for fear of the obvious controversy this would cause .
2020 - Mayhem, the secret is leaked . Mass suicides of Vegetarians & Vegans, who can't handle the guilt of the suffering they inflicted on those poor plants . Religions are in turmoil over the moral implications, such as ... does an Apple have soul? ... can a Carrot sin? Thankfully most humans are insensitive to the suffering of others & food consumption pretty much continues as before . There's a shortlived craze for keeping plants as pets, but due to their innate inactivity, it's doomed . Once the novelty has worn off, owners often end up eating dear old Colin the Cauliflower in a creamy cheese sauce, which is nice.
2025 - It's revealed that Michael Jackson is in fact an alien (most people have no trouble accepting this news) from the planet Paed , sent to Earth as an embassador of good will . His mission is deemed a failure & he's recalled to Paed . As punishment for his abysmal behaviour on Earth, he's forced to spend the rest of his life sat in the corner of a round room, with a Dunce hat on, listening to non-stop church organ music .
Posted by: Wolfmight
2018 - FDA outlaws aspartame after recent discoveries of it's contribution to the AIDS epidemic. "We were way off." -fda research rep.
2019 - 800lb woman files lawsuit against several buffet resturants. " 'All you can eat' almost killed meh! I want compensation!"
2024 - New law makes it illegal to perform health care services for free of charge. "All services must obey standard rates, if not higher." - representatives say.
2025 - U.S. Hospital is caught illegally practicing universal health care for a small town in Rhone Island.
2028 - Gas prices at a new high. 11.08 a gallon.
2043 - Internet Piracy Groups return to the seas. international water Oil Tankers and Abandoned Oil Rigs are discovered to host enormous file servers and self-run economies.
2045 - Governor proposes new bill to outlaw musical genre "rap" in Mississippi .
Posted by: Spillage
2022 - At the ripe age of 75, Sylvester Stallone's latest film project is a major success with fans & US critics, winning 5 Oscar's .
Rambo XII : Canuck Carnage ...... John Rambo ruthlessly despatching hundreds of uppity, French speaking Canadian separatists has audiences in rapture . Accusations of xenophobia by some sections of foreign media , is met with the phrase " what you gonna do about it, we got more nukes than you " .
Posted by: Wolfmight
2036 - Virginia Scientists discover high level of SSRIs in military and penitentiary facility water supplies. "There's something in the water."
2045 - Honda invents semi-perpetual motion vehicle that runs off it's own kinetic energy. "Just inject a little boost and you'll need not re-fuel for 25 years"
2046 - Honda's new perpetual motion vehicle is recalled for classified reasons. Consumers are outraged.
2056 - French archaeologist discovers ancient remains of what appears to be a fission powered laser. "Age reports show this thing was around during the Egyptian pharos age..."
2185 - Scientific anomaly erupts in India. Strange twins born with the speech capabilities beyond a 30 year old genius. "They already speak 3 different languages fluently!" - Dr.Sanji Bejui, PHD
Posted by: kondrae
2018 - Iran produce their own nuke. Gasoline prices rise to $200 a barrel
2032 - Hydrogen cars outnumber petro cars
2069 - China are first to send man on Mars.
Posted by: T.S.O.L.
2135 - Robots with hard metal gears and laser beam eyes are programmed to kill zombies
Posted by: Septimus
2023 - An asteroid is coming to the Earth
2024 - USA asks for all Earth´s resources in order to destroy the asteroid
2025 - The asteroid pass far away of the Earth
2026 - USA doesn´t return the Earth´s resources and now the Earth is called USA
Posted by: bigboab
2135 Zombies take out insurance against injuries suffered during encounters with robots.:)
Posted by: MiniMalistic
2023 - An asteroid is coming to the Earth
2024 - USA asks for all Earth´s resources in order to destroy the asteroid
2025 - The asteroid pass far away of the Earth
2026 - USA doesn´t return the Earth´s resources and now the Earth is called USA
hahahahaah..nice one septimus...so true =))
Posted by: Itachi
May 2008 = Man U wins EPL !
Posted by: mbucari1
Jan 18, 3124 - Atlanta Falcons win Super Bowl for first time.
Posted by: yasobelber92
2020- Aliens discovered the world and Nomad(from Crysis) going to kill them all and save the world
Posted by: bigboab
2009. An Angel will land in Trafalger Square and cure everyone in London.(Well! You started it:lol:)
Posted by: Spillage
2283 ..... Finally, there's peace on Earth . The last living human has just committed suicide .
Posted by: bigboab
2284:-
Peace is shattered by roaming wild animals that kill eveything in sight
Posted by: eram
2582 ...
im born again
Posted by: eatchocolate
In 50 years we will be living like we were 150years ago...
Posted by: bigboab
"2008.(round about xmas) Women will rule the world.:(
Posted by: guitarhero
2041 - The end of Earth! After that, it won`t be time anymore :).
Posted by: bigboab
2042 - The first coming:)
Posted by: guitarhero
2017 - Bill Gates dies !
Posted by: bigboab
2020 King Charles wins crufts.