Toast in a bar joke
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: The_Hunter
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night".
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize last night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.... Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Posted by: markupmaster
Lol!
I like the playing with words there...
:P
Posted by: SenorBubbz
hahaha, good one
gave me a good laugh
Posted by: thebazzla
:D good un
Posted by: Wolfmight
Pull him by the ears to make him ... lmao
Posted by: Defy
Lol! :D
Posted by: thaking
Hehe, good one :)
Posted by: saqib
hahahahahah , good one mate.
Posted by: MiniMalistic
:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:
Posted by: Aaxel21
Haha. Poor guy there goes his street credit.
Posted by: amitay
lol:D