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Posted by: Old Geezer

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.



Posted by: Wolfmight

More cool than funny actually. hehe good one.



Posted by: SenorBubbz

Oh that's awesome...



Posted by: some18mybrain

That gave me a chuckle :)



Posted by: Blue_Skies

Good one :D



Posted by: markupmaster

hehe..


Kinda funny I guess..
:P



Posted by: Septimus

very Funny!



Posted by: saqib

hehehe cooool






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