Probably @ Work....
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: JunkBarMan
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!'
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not American!'
He finally sees a lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says, 'No! I am from Africa!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work.'
Posted by: Septimus
or probably invading another country
Posted by: JunkBarMan
or probably invading another country
thats not funny....
Posted by: Septimus
or probably invading another country
thats not funny....
i know it not funny.... but your goverment does it
Posted by: saqib
thats not funny....
i know it not funny.... but your goverment does it
+1
Posted by: MiniMalistic
hahahaha...nice one :D:DD:D:D:d
Posted by: CRISTA
HAhaha nice :D
Posted by: Actatoi
i know it not funny.... but your goverment does it
Doesn't have anything to do in this thread though. Certainly not in the "funny" section.
Posted by: Spontaneous123
Not that great of a joke....
Posted by: trackrider
:ermm: :(
Posted by: saqib
Not that great of a joke....
it depends on the mood mate