Sex Frogs
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Artemis
A blond goes to her local pet shop in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the shop, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.
The sign says:
"SEX FROGS"
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll TAKE one!"
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions!
The blond nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Have a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .NOTHING happens! The blond is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions. Please call the pet shop."
So, she calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blond welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!"
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
"LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!"
Posted by: Seedler
:D smart
Posted by: saqib
coooooool :)
Posted by: relleuM
hahahahaha oke that's a good one :P
Posted by: Septimus
good haha
Posted by: CRISTA
nice mate :yes::yes::yes:
Posted by: Spontaneous123
Nice joke~!
Posted by: trackrider
:lol::lol:
Posted by: kabir
:D a gud one..
Posted by: Kry
very nice :) :)
Posted by: bondok
loooooooool
Posted by: roni84av
hahahaaa.. great
Posted by: Thxsco
Good one
Posted by: Fearful
nice lol. =P
Posted by: sumvell
he he he. very funny
Posted by: Giallorosso
lol
Posted by: escuoop
hehehe, I will open a pet shop.
Posted by: hasu
ahaha!! goooood~
Posted by: DasFox
Lol....
Posted by: Casper413
cool!!
Posted by: squirr3l
:lol:
:lol::
Posted by: markupmaster
LOL!
Sneaky...
:P
Posted by: Axoric
hoho
Posted by: n0_NaMe
Good one :)
Posted by: SolarisWind
:lol::lol: haha.
Posted by: formos
great:)
Posted by: rtxs
coooool
Posted by: wazza100
this one had me lolling
Posted by: respawn40
Hahah, that made me laugh :D Quite clever, actually.
Posted by: Sweetiepie
haha, smart guy :lol:
Posted by: tryambaka
nice one :D
Posted by: suppli3r
haha :lol:
Posted by: BOOM
iUAHUIAHIOUAhOIAUhIAUOha smart guy :D
Posted by: RedRansom
:rolleyes::naughty::whistling:P
lulz
Posted by: bilkenter
Awesome!!!!