The sensitive guy
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Artemis
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says......................
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"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
Posted by: Kyokushin
HAhaha nice
Posted by: Qlix
LOL, what a jackass. :D
Posted by: matrixTalk
looool . i like that guy !!! :)
Posted by: amitay
lol, nice:)
Posted by: relleuM
LOL! hahahahaha :D
nice :P haha :D
Posted by: colbert
lol that was hilarious!!
Posted by: markupmaster
Hehe...
Posted by: Septimus
haha lol
Posted by: (I)
rofl
Posted by: saqib
hehehe
Posted by: MiniMalistic
:d:d
Posted by: CRISTA
lol,hAhaha nice
Posted by: Spontaneous123
Rofl!!!
Posted by: Fedders
Hahaha Owned
Posted by: Quarter
Nice one!
Posted by: baksteen
haha lol nice one
Posted by: wazza100
lmao
Posted by: BOOM
huahahahahahaha nice one
Posted by: AuthorityC
long and tiring but very funny.
Posted by: kondrae
took me a sec to get it. lol