Worst Actor Who Can't Act Ever!
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Adster
My vote goes for Ben Aflleck
Posted by: iamhere
Kenau Reeves or however you spell his name. The only movie he could play the part perfect was in Bill and Ted.
Dude we cant go under 55 - Speed
Dude surf up - Point Break
Dude are you Morpheus - The Matrix
Dude where is the Key - The Matrix Reloaded
Posted by: 3rd gen noob
J Lo
Posted by: Celerystalksme
Good ol Bennifer Affleck
his brother shytes all over him :o :lol:
plus the whole cast of neighbours :lol:
Posted by: Adster
Kenau Reeves or however you spell his name. The only movie he could play the part perfect was in Bill and Ted.
yeah Reeves cant act for shit
Posted by: Busyman
Kevin Costner
Keanu Reeves
almost no facial expressions
This is Keanu Reeves angry :ph34r:
This is Keanu Reeves sad :ph34r:
This is Kevin Costner happy :ph34r:
This is Kevin perplexed :ph34r:
Posted by: Jay
the dude in spiderman
Posted by: Rip The Jacker
Originally posted by Jay@4 August 2003 - 22:08
the dude in spiderman
Tobey Maguire
Jay, please follow the sig size rule (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=22529).
Posted by: slimboyfatz
Well ones an actress but what the hell...
1.Ste Seagal
2.Madonna
3.Vin Petrol
4.erm could'nt think of another :D
Posted by: olibomb
Keanu Reeves
Posted by: Damnatory
Well:
Ice Cube
Iced Tea
J Lo
LL Cool J
Madonna
Martin Lawrence
Steven Segull
Jaun Claude Van Damm
Arnold Shwartenegger (hmm?)
Marky Mark = Mark Walberg
Ben Afflack
Most Brits
Kate Winslett
I forget his name, but: The dad on Hunny I shrunk the Kids. He's also Darth Vador in SpaceBalls.
Well, that's some of them, but there are plenty more.
Posted by: MetroStars
Vin Petrol
LOL
Freddie Prinz fuck up , god damm i hate him so much...
Posted by: N£MO
Tom Cruise,Hugh Grant to name but a few.
Posted by: sum_sicko
kate winslett (nasty (.) (.) <_<
kenau reves
no facial expression
Posted by: MetroStars
Oh yeah i back up wo ever said High Grant, i hate this poncey goon... all is films suck monkey ass..
Posted by: EoN
George Clooney :x
Posted by: gaz_k
i know these are soaps n not films but i think soap actors r even worse
Me mate darreen jeffries (plays O.B in holyoaks) he pretty bad n gets ripped quite often
n those two kidws out of coranation street (sally n kevins kids, rosie n sophie i think they are called)
Posted by: gaz_k
Will Smith... he is crap
the fake amrican guy who tried to do a east london accent in oceans eleven and failed misserably
j lo
mariah carey
micheal jackson
every actor/actress who thinks all british people r well spoken with stiff upper lips and so in nearly all american sit coms n films there are accents that hardly even exist in britain but yanks that leads to yanks thinking we all talk like that.
Posted by: justin89
forget his name, but: The dad on Hunny I shrunk the Kids. He's also Darth Vador in SpaceBalls.
Rick Moranis
Posted by: SensualBarfing
You guys totally make my point(concerning these trivial lists) here:
Personal grutches set apart you hardly can take yourself serious naming these actors:
Ben Affleck
Hugh Grant
Kate Winslet(!!)
Tom Cruise
Mark Wahlberg
Jennifer Lopez(maybe you confuse her acting with her "songs")
Most Brits(??? How much british moviez did you actually watch???)
Toby McGuire(wtf??)
Granted, all of them had their "offdays", but bad actors...?????
A flick with this line-up, i'd go see even if the script sucked bigtime.
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: Yogi
Posted by: gaz_k
i ment all american films, with american actors who put on english accents so they can still have the hollywood stars in the film, why dont they just use an english actor with a normal voice n accent not sum false plummy voice which you americans seem to think we all have.
Posted by: SensualBarfing
i ment all american films, with american actors who put on english accents so they can still have the hollywood stars in the film, why dont they just use an english actor with a normal voice n accent not sum false plummy voice which you americans seem to think we all have.
Plz. name 3 boxoffice titles in wich this happens?
I can name an endless list where they actually use english actors to do the english parts.
And what to say about english actors doing an american accent??
Like michael gambon playing the president of america??
Don't know whats worse.......
If you don't like stereotypes, you should stop watching about 90% percent of all movies.
Btw. I'm not american.
B) Yogi
Posted by: Blueprint2586
Originally posted by gaz_k@5 August 2003 - 13:44
Will Smith... he is crap
wow you must really not know who he is great actor....
Posted by: jrzofclay
dude did you see how bad Julia Stiles acted in save the last dance??
that was horrible
Posted by: Darth Sushi
Van Damm
Posted by: sum_sicko
Originally posted by Darth Sushi@12 August 2003 - 00:04
Van Damm
didnt street fighter just take the piss :lol: he sucked
Posted by: AznRocky
Originally posted by Blueprint2586+5 August 2003 - 15:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Blueprint2586 @ 5 August 2003 - 15:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gaz_k@5 August 2003 - 13:44
Will Smith... he is crap
wow you must really not know who he is great actor.... [/b][/quote]
yeah dude he is da bomb Men in black 1 and 2 bad boys 1 and 2 WIll Smith da BOMB!
Posted by: jrday
imo ...Sly stallone
Posted by: Phonix
Britney Spears!
Posted by: pol
julia roberts brother eric :huh:
steven segal :blink:
dont know his name, but the guy who played the chief in the rambo films :ermm:
rambo :nuke:
Posted by: [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]
Early Clint Eastwood was alright, NOW Clint Eastwood, worst actor, i think, ever.
Posted by: Dapadipz
keanu reeves too
in the matrix all he can do is
im neo why am i here, who am i
link i need ur exithole
Posted by: Arcadia
Val Kilmer just plane sucks.
As much as I love his films, Arnold Schwarzenegger's pretty bad.
Posted by: terfdurkel
No contest - Steven Seagal.
He used to be somewhat decent, but now I don't think he even tries. You can't even understand half of what he says. Even when he has a fight scene he just stands there waving his hands around like a mad eejit.
Posted by: Adster
Yeah Steven Seagal sux big time
Posted by: Gutter
I came here to say ben affleck but Ad...er..Hogster got to it first. He plays the same damn character in every movie hes in.
I dont want to see Jennifer Blowpez in another movie ever again
Or madonna, and sorry to all those muscle heads but I think vin deasel should tune up his acting abilities more than his arms.
Posted by: xemi
I would like to add that I have yet to see any new actor to come on the scene over the last 3 years who is worth a shit. The gene pool is getting pretty shallow, folks. All I see are preppies and rappers, but I guess that's what sells. You won't see anyone who is worth their salt as an actor until fart jokes and big ballerz aren't marketable anymore.
Posted by: WolverineDK
Originally posted by terfdurkel@12 August 2003 - 13:42
No contest - Steven Seagal.
when he has a fight scene he just stands there waving his hands around like a mad eejit.
hmmm the fight he uses in where he waves his hands is called clinch or trapping i train PFS Jeet Kune Do in Denmark (the PFS system is made by Paul Vunak and PFS stands for progressive fighting system)
and trapping is quite usefull in many ways .
But if Steven Seagals clinching/trapping is bad then check out Paul Vunaks site
http://www.fighting.net/ this does not sucks.
but that was my only humble opinion
Peace
WolverineDK
Posted by: The Horror fanatic
Hugh grant and Ben affleck suck big time. as for clint he was better in the westerns. The good, the bad and the ugly is a classic
Posted by: The Horror fanatic
But i give ben some credit for daredevil. even though it was not good as they said, he did a decent job in that. Worst actress has just got to be madonna
Posted by: Agent Smith
The gut on 10 way to lose a guy or what ever the title is i hate him i literaly want to kill him. :D
Posted by: ZLOsiris
some1 said Val Kilmer ? he proved himself in The Doors .... he has his moments.
Posted by: MUSLEMAN
Jennifer Blowpez can't act to save her life she sucks big time
Posted by: Spider_dude
daredevil was pish,
Posted by: ilw
Antonio Banderas and Jennifer Lopez <_<
When the revolution comes they will be among the first against the wall.
Posted by: Enigma2003
Sean William Scott from Bullet Proof Monk (and others)
Van Damme (seriously hate!!!!)
Tobey Maguire
Posted by: olibomb
Tobey Maguire is a good actor, why else would they have cast him as Spiderman? or many other roles
Posted by: MetroStars
i agree with Olibomb Tobey Maguire is a gud actor, even tho spiderman the movie was crap...
my worst actor Freddie Prnz Jnr, Hugh Grant , i hate Hugh Grant sooooooo much... all his movies r the same, lame assed poncey goon that he is...
Posted by: BILLY-THE-FISH
Keanu Reeves (of course)! :P
Vinny Jones
Brad Pitt (controversiallly)
Posted by: olibomb
I hate Keanu aswell, but how does he get all these big roles??? :blink:
Posted by: The Horror fanatic
Hugh grant is a total prat who cannot act for toffee. My dog could act better than him, even my cat. one actress i cannot stand is whoopi goldberg, come on you just aint funny so give it up
Posted by: Darth Sushi
Originally posted by MetroStars@4 September 2003 - 19:15
my worst actor Freddie Prnz Jnr, Hugh Grant , i hate Hugh Grant sooooooo much... all his movies r the same, lame assed poncey goon that he is...
I just hate the idea that Hugh Grant was tapping Liz Hurley instead of me :P
Posted by: The Horror fanatic
yes, whatever did she see in the total prat. The best thing about his films are the fact you do not have to watch them or if you happen to switch on the tv and he there you can change the channel
Posted by: cpt_azad
elija wood, seriously, the lotr movies suck ass, except maybe the special effects, oh ya wow, i wanna go watch a movie with a bunch of idiot midgets running around asking trees for help, i would read the books neday, and i don't read too many books. that movie's the best if ur high though :D
0/10 for lotr series
12/10 if ur high
Posted by: Monkeee
Originally posted by cpt_azad@13 September 2003 - 07:44
elija wood, seriously, the lotr movies suck ass, except maybe the special effects, oh ya wow, i wanna go watch a movie with a bunch of idiot midgets running around asking trees for help, i would read the books neday, and i don't read too many books. that movie's the best if ur high though :D
0/10 for lotr series
12/10 if ur high
OMG your nuts the LOTR movies rule! how can you say that they suck! :blink:
Posted by: Grimlock
Originally posted by olibomb@4 September 2003 - 17:08
Tobey Maguire is a good actor, why else would they have cast him as Spiderman? or many other roles
just because people get big roles doesn't mean they have any talent what so ever. In fact it often means the exact opposite. The movie company's wouldn't want any movie goers to be confused by an actually artistic performance so they opt for the piece of wood with a face painted on it like Keannu Reeves (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix2) It is the same with story lines and plots. "Don't do anything too complex or intelligent or people might get confused and not like it" turns out the average movie goer can spot talent when they see it and can figure out a complex plot and enjoy doing it(those movies do tend to gross lots through word of mouth) just they also pay money to go see tripe like "lizzy Mcshithead's horrible movie or whatever other flavour of the week(like jennifer HO-pez) is making a movie. Give me a break first of all make up your damn mind do you want to sing or act? Because if you want to entertain anyone with either you might have to actually focus on one and not just count on people loving whatever crap you churn out. I wouldn't even qualify all those pop star singers/actors as actors or actresses anyway so they would never get my vote for worst actor/actress because it goes withut saying.
anyway I think I would have to pick Ben affleck or maybe keanu reeves I see a lot of stink fests in both of their futures.
ps. Will Smith can go back to nodding his head....in my lap. the only thing worse than his horrible music is his horrible over acting.
Posted by: kaspiske
:angry: Sylvester Stallone :angry: , he's the biggest untalented loser :D :lol:
Just look at him he's an idiot!
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/23/36/12m.jpg
Posted by: Kid1A
adam sandler
Posted by: Smith
jlo, steven segul, jean claude van-dam
Posted by: MetroStars
Jean-Claude Van Damme i hate this guy 2, can't he take the hint he is shit, now 1 likes your movies any more i mean just look at wot he is staring in now
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339135/
straight 2 video , just seen it in Blockbuster, fuck was i going 2 pay 2.50 2 watch this drugie fag...
Posted by: greendaypunk74
Luke Wilson
Posted by: N£MO
Tom Cruise and Hugh Grunt.
Posted by: zapjb
Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn't Francis Ford Coppola, he'd never have made it.
Posted by: MetroStars
Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn't Francis Ford Coppola, he'd never have made it.
That is so true
Posted by: [B][O][T]
Hmmmm Idunno....sorry
BOT
Posted by: Busyman
David Caruso
But I like his non-acting though. He's not versatile.
This is him angry :-!
This is him happy :-!
Posted by: Storm
Originally posted by iamhere@5 August 2003 - 06:27
Kenau Reeves or however you spell his name. The only movie he could play the part perfect was in Bill and Ted.
Dude we cant go under 55 - Speed
Dude surf up - Point Break
Dude are you Morpheus - The Matrix
Dude where is the Key - The Matrix Reloaded
stfu.......... KN is a good actor.........
as far as the worst actor eva u might as well close this thread, cause its 2 ez....... just pick a random dutch soap-opera actor.......
Posted by: The Horror fanatic
i got to admit keanu was great in speed, even evil enough in the watcher, but i think many will remember him most for the bill and ted 2 films
Posted by: 3RA1N1AC
stfu.......... KN is a good actor.........
CONSTANTIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
ugh-uh. for about 15 seconds i thought Constantine sounded like it could turn out to be a good movie. then, then, then... yeah. fucking Keenu Reeves and his "whoa. demons, dude." :P
Posted by: hippychick
Kenu reeves...gah
Tom Cruise...way over rated...he quit caring about his acting (good in Top Gun) when he became to Hollywood and a pervert (dirty old man) to boot lol
Worse Actress is The Shannon chick from Lost when she stared in "The Fog":sick:
Posted by: Gripper
Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn't Francis Ford Coppola, he'd never have made it.
Sorry ..He was great inFace/off
Arnie in his Conan films:lol:
S.seagull great fighter acting sux
Posted by: Wizard_Mon1
i would have to agree with zapjb nick cage is so gormless, i really can't take watching any of his films. i am suprised it took til page 7 for him to get mentioned.
Posted by: Skizo
Easy. Keifer Sutherland. :sick:
Posted by: Adster
Nick cage has a oscar its when he turned into action flicks the rock con air face off he went downhill.... leaving los Vagas he was excellent in
shit this thread was bumped too
Posted by: Chewie
i ment all american films, with american actors who put on english accents so they can still have the hollywood stars in the film, why dont they just use an english actor with a normal voice n accent not sum false plummy voice which you americans seem to think we all have.
Plz. name 3 boxoffice titles in wich this happens?
B) Yogi
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu Reeves)
Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke)
There ya go :)
Posted by: Cheese
Plz. name 3 boxoffice titles in wich this happens?
B) Yogi
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu Reeves)
Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke)
There ya go :)
It took you two and a half years to come up with that list?:unsure:
Posted by: Chewie
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu Reeves)
Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke)
There ya go :)
It took you two and a half years to come up with that list?:unsure:
Yep.
On the button, eh?
Posted by: Adster
Plz. name 3 boxoffice titles in wich this happens?
B) Yogi
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu Reeves)
Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke)
There ya go :)
gotta agree with all 3 of those
Posted by: zapjb
I'll say it again. Originally post #63 of htis thread.
Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn't Francis Ford Coppola, he'd never have made it.
Somebody mentioned how great he was in Leaving Las Vegas. He was a falling down drunk in that. Anybody, I'll repeat ANYBODY could have played that part.
Posted by: Gripper
I'll say it again. Originally post #63 of htis thread.
Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn't Francis Ford Coppola, he'd never have made it.
Somebody mentioned how great he was in Leaving Las Vegas. He was a falling down drunk in that. Anybody, I'll repeat ANYBODY could have played that part.
Shit if I had a famous uncle that would have been my oscar performance:lol: :lol:
Posted by: GepperRankins
nicholas cage owns you :dabs: