0 to 200 in 6 seconds
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Artemis
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. :naughty:
Posted by: Septimus
I didn't get it
Posted by: BOOM
nice one :lol::lol:
Posted by: LaPistola
LOL one of the better ones I've heard
Posted by: AuthorityC
rotf, good one.
Posted by: kondrae
lol, dang shes heavy
I didn't get it
let me explain. She steps on the scale and it goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 sec.
Posted by: Skizo
I didn't get it
Do you know how to tie your own shoes? :dabs:
Posted by: Itachi
Either Bob's a genius or a idiot :)
Posted by: RIP number 21
hahaha...good one.
Posted by: deedee
tehehehe.. good one
Posted by: DanielleD87
haha that would never work on me.
also, this joke obviously was written by a guy. what female in her right mind would want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds?
Posted by: markupmaster
:lol:
Whatever she did to Bob he deserves!
:P
Posted by: sumvell
good one
Posted by: snowultra
lol, ouch. thats a zinger
Posted by: Kallileo
Haha.. Really one of the better jokes i've heard..