Redneck Love Poem
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: j2k4
A REDNECK LOVE POEM
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, 'SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'
'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, 'MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
MARRY WILL, OR MARRY JOE:
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.'
Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it? :whistling
Posted by: Septimus
hahaha great one! It's very funny!
Posted by: kaiweiler
:P
Good one
Posted by: Holy
very good It's very funny
Posted by: BOOM
hhhahaa nice one lol
Posted by: markupmaster
LOL!
Nice..
:D
Posted by: Sanka113
So, she can marry Pappy now?
Posted by: j2k4
So, she can marry Pappy now?
With Mama's consent. :whistling
Posted by: binkiteb
Good one
Posted by: duredhel
lol...great mate:D
Posted by: magic550
very funny