the virgin joke
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: wazza100
the virgin joke
virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
:D
Posted by: RedRansom
:D nice , Thank you
Posted by: LoKaLiRi
lol , thanks for share :P
Posted by: Septimus
I've seen this joke before here, i don't remember if you also posted it
Posted by: wazza100
^ nah i didn't if it was posted here wasn't by me.
Posted by: magic550
very funny
Posted by: nthpeter
LOL. Really funny after those lil' Johnny jokes ;)
Posted by: bilkenter
yeah funny m8 freaking good :D
Posted by: xjosephx
hahah funny
Posted by: markupmaster
Heard many times,Still very funny though..
:)
Posted by: link2009
Hehe, had a good chuckle.
Posted by: Axoric
LOL good joke.