Yo Daddy So Fat Jokes!
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Wolfmight
Yo daddy so fat he falls down and bounces higher and higher.
Yo daddy so fat he uses the family pool as his beer cooler.
Yo daddy so fat, when he screws yo momma.. everyone screams "Earthquake!".
Yo daddy so fat he spent 10 years learning the Us American Art of Fart-ination.
Yo daddy so fat he goes to a huge clothes store and says,"Dammit why do u only sell shorts and underwear that look like jeans!!".
Posted by: Rocktron
Your daddy is so fat, that... SPLAT!!
Posted by: Wolfmight
Yo daddy so fat, when he gets a sex change.. he hires a Tree Logger.
Yo daddy so fat when his ass falls asleep, it starts snoreing. (too many beans!)
Yo daddy so fat he burns over centillians of calories while walking, but that's nothin!
Yo daddy so fat he snacks on blue whales like popcorn.
Posted by: Wolfmight
Originally posted by Rocktron@14 August 2003 - 10:14
Your daddy is so fat, that... SPLAT!!
lol, soo he like blew up or somethin?
Posted by: Keikan
Yo dad' so fat, he can't even bend down to pick up the soap
Yo dad' so fat, when a bus hit him, he said quit pushing
Yo dad' so fat, they need the srength of the army to get him outta bed
Posted by: Wolfmight
Yo daddy's so fat he touched himself and got stuck >_<
Posted by: shn
:huh: :unsure: :o
Posted by: Grimlock
You're daddy is so fat he uses a vcr for a beeper.
you're daddy is so fat I told him it was chilly outside and he ran and got a spoon.