A Woman's Poem
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Defy
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care. The End.
Posted by: Septimus
hahaha very funny
Posted by: maverick_andy
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care. The End.
I can be your friend:lol::P.
Posted by: bilkenter
spammer :P
Posted by: maverick_andy
spammer :P
:O@ this rate you wil reach 1000 posts in 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours 2 minutes 2 seconds:P spammer:shutup:
Posted by: bilkenter
ahahaha :D it wont take 2 weeks dont worry :P