A Joke?
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Spider_dude
Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz bparty in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art.
There's a feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.
All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book.
"Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "the party's just got started.
How's about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of the 'how's yer father?'"
"Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you get the gist], "As long as she does the rest of the band, too."
"Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear. Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.
"Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?" The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says "What the hell!" and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work on the BJ. Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, the door open's and Michael Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the back of the hair and Slaps her hard across the face!
your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!!
Posted by: mogadishu
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Posted by: sum_sicko
:unsure: ??
Posted by: holte_-_ender
Yeh .......... :huh:
Holte :ph34r:
Posted by: LaVaNaNo
Go Indians... Yeah!
Posted by: sampson
.......Riiiiiigghht.......
Posted by: 3rd gen noob
:lol:
pretty good
Posted by: sum_sicko
the fuck did it mean???? :blink:
Posted by: 3rd gen noob
in the original italian job, michael caine says the famous line
"you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"!
jim morrison is at the party with his band, called the doors
:rolleyes:
Posted by: Keikan
ar mate! :pirate:
Posted by: Spider_dude
its a sad state of affairs when you have to explain your jokes.
Posted by: cow_dung
:unsure: ? :unsure:
Posted by: 3rd gen noob
Originally posted by cow_dung@20 September 2003 - 02:11
:unsure: ? :unsure:
see my explanation above...
edit: your sig is too big, cow_dung... http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=22529
Posted by: footballmad
:lol: Very funny :lol:
Posted by: Spider_dude
bump
Posted by: DanB
:lol:
Posted by: celking
lol i didn't get it
Posted by: tesco
ha!
:unsure:
Posted by: sabrina-p2p
lol