House Of Parliment
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: harrywillis
TONY BLAIRS NEW TAX LAW
The country was in a terrible state
parliment arose for a debate
it was a few minutes before tony spoke
when he announced "sex will cost £10 a poke
whether ure short skinny or thick
the tax will be paid on the use of your dick
Chris patton arose and looked glum
"will i be exempt if i like bum
Tony replied and sounded quite airy
you f****** pay double you dirty old fairy
Up got john M ajor to tremendous applause
he grabbed Edwina Curry by the drawers
he straddled her across her and f***** at will
then he shouted "tony put that on you bill
John Prescott shouted Ill think I resign
I havent had pussy for such a long time
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch
but ten quid a jump is a bit much
the debate carried on oh what a sight
the whole parliment was screwing, the speaker was to
and in the commotion the dumb bill got through
so now in bedrooms of england each night
theres many a fanny closed up tight
theyre taxing our booze and taxing our smokes
and now the B******* are taxing our pokes
if ten pounds a time is the price to pay
its now with ourselves we play
so to quench our frustration we must hava a W***
FOR THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY ITS TONY WE HAVE TO THANK
:P :P
Posted by: Rat Faced
LOLOLOL
Why dont you register?
Its not as if your not here quite often....
Posted by: FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
:lol:
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.
Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb cracker."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair
:lol:
Posted by: harrywillis
i still think the houses of parliment poem id the funniest on here, i just heard the girl next door has the letter W tattoed on each of her buttocks -------so when she bends down it spells W o W :lol: :D
Posted by: FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
Originally posted by harrywillis@Nov 2 2002, 06:34 AM
i still think the houses of parliment poem id the funniest on here, i just heard the girl next door has the letter W tattoed on each of her buttocks -------so when she bends down it spells W o W :lol: :D
:lol: :lol: Now thats a good one. :lol: :lol:
Posted by: lynx
A woman is about to get married to a very tattooed man, so she decides to get some tattoos of her own, just to please him.
She goes to the tattoo parlour and asks the guy to draw a butterfly on each buttock.
The tattooist frowns and says "I'm not very good at butterflies, but I can do some very good bees".
The woman considers for a moment, then agrees.
The wedding night comes, and she drops her pants, bends over and asks her husband "What do you think ?"
And he replies "BoB ? Who the f*** is BoB ?"
Posted by: random nut
:lol:
Posted by: Champion
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: KERNEL DEBUGGER
THAT WAS REALLLLLLLLLY FUNNNNY IT CHEERED ME UP A LOT THANKS HARRY :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D
Posted by: PHANTOM FARTER
hey man really cool joke i have to print it out and put it up on office wall really funny lololololol :P
Posted by: PHIL GARLICK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COULNT STOP LARFING SENT IT TO MY MATE IN LABOUR CLUB THEY ALL PISSED THEM SELVES ANY MORE LIKE THAT :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: MICROSOFT-DICK
:lol: :D :P WICKED POEM IVE ALSO PRINTED A COPY OUT FOR MY OFFICE WALL THATS :lol:
Posted by: MR .CANT-REMBER
ANY more like that really funny :lol: :lol:
Posted by: uncle-virus
keep it up havent laffed so much for ages (im a sad bastard) :( :lol:
Posted by: the specialist
hey is there anyway to put that poem tony blairs new tax law on the labour party web site now that will be a joke and a laugh :rolleyes: wish i knew how to do it B)
Posted by: mr@mrs
we thought it was really hilarous thanks harry any 1 thought of a way to put it on labours website :lol:
Posted by: mr@mrs
we thought it was really hilarous thanks harry any 1 thought of a way to put it on labours website :lol:
Posted by: TRAVELBUG
i really like this one entitled houses of parliment posted a while back
u.k. people will find it quite funny