Insane Ways To Masterbate?
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Wolfmight
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
Posted by: The Real Santa
lol
Posted by: Keikan
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Both girls and guys
Posted by: Twist3r
Originally posted by Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: Wolfmight
Originally posted by Twister+20 November 2003 - 21:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twister @ 20 November 2003 - 21:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Wetdream while awake? lol
Posted by: Haz
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
:lol: Lol thats from Private Parts,
Posted by: muchspl2
http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/pics/disgustin.jpg
Posted by: Wolfmight
Originally posted by Haz@21 November 2003 - 11:17
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
:lol: Lol thats from Private Parts,
actually i never saw that movie...
I see they brainstormed.. hee hee
Posted by: james_bond_rulez
Originally posted by Twister+21 November 2003 - 03:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twister @ 21 November 2003 - 03:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
i tried that once b4, didn't work... <_<
i'd like the normal ways to masterbate without getting my penis bit off by the worms thank you... <_<
Posted by: Cygnuz-Y
Originally posted by muchspl2@21 November 2003 - 17:32
http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/pics/disgustin.jpg
THAT MOVIE IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: Wolfmight
Here's a really insane one:
Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
Posted by: Wolfmight
Girl: Baseballbat taped to a Air Compressor (for tires).. Turn the compressor on and wear some Sound Cancelation headphones to get rid of the noise.
Posted by: Murph
Originally posted by Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)
Posted by: ~FunK_mOb~
Originally posted by Murph+22 November 2003 - 21:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Murph @ 22 November 2003 - 21:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :) [/b][/quote]
:lol: ROFL :lol:
Posted by: Wolfmight
Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~+22 November 2003 - 14:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (~FunK_mOb~ @ 22 November 2003 - 14:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Murph@22 November 2003 - 21:17
<!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)
:lol: ROFL :lol: [/b][/quote]
Nah, use that Skin numbing stuff doctors inject into your skin.
Inject it into each finger.. then later rub the weaker numb stuff all over to finish it off..
Get a hairdryer and make sure it's all dry.
Your hand will feel Swolen.. Fat probably.
Posted by: RGX
Originally posted by Wolfmight+23 November 2003 - 05:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wolfmight @ 23 November 2003 - 05:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~@22 November 2003 - 14:25
Originally posted by Murph@22 November 2003 - 21:17
<!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)
:lol: ROFL :lol:
Nah, use that Skin numbing stuff doctors inject into your skin.
Inject it into each finger.. then later rub the weaker numb stuff all over to finish it off..
Get a hairdryer and make sure it's all dry.
Your hand will feel Swolen.. Fat probably. [/b][/quote]
:huh:
Posted by: Evil Gemini
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.
Posted by: james_bond_rulez
Originally posted by neattairoski@24 November 2003 - 14:36
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.
how about clone ur body then fuck urself
more pratical... :lol: <_<
Posted by: Evil Gemini
Yeah but your clone might get greedy and rape you :o
Posted by: Wolfmight
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez+24 November 2003 - 09:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (james_bond_rulez @ 24 November 2003 - 09:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@24 November 2003 - 14:36
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.
how about clone ur body then fuck urself
more pratical... :lol: <_< [/b][/quote]
In the move, "The Sixth Day".. arnold tells the scientist," Why dont you clone yourself twice so that you can finally fuck youself!"
:lol:
Posted by: Octopussy 2.0
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here's a really insane one:
Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
now girls can cum too?
Posted by: Keikan
yea...
Posted by: GibboNet
How 'bout getting a member of the opposite sex to jerk you off ? I know that'd be my preference. :P
Yes, chicks CAN cum... just get them really horny, it's not much, but noticable. In my (limited) experience, just lick them out with a finger up their ass.. guarunteed winner. :D
Posted by: Rappy
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here's a really insane one:
Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
hey that one would work for me i just need to find a lot of girls
Posted by: silent VI
i though its in her g spot it open sup this thing :huh: and when she cums she should ejaculate
Posted by: ~FunK_mOb~
Originally posted by Octopussy 2.0+25 November 2003 - 09:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Octopussy 2.0 @ 25 November 2003 - 09:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here's a really insane one:
Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
now girls can cum too? [/b][/quote]
:blink:
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.......
.........if you ever had one. :P
Posted by: Wolfmight
they cum, but it's not seamon.
they just ejaculate lubrication material, so your dick will really want to cum if it hasnt already.