Fbi Raid Michael Jackson's House!
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: share4uk
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: Finch
I've heard that joke about 20 times today. funny first time i heard it tho.
Posted by: PersianBulldog
:D You made me smile.. Thanks for the laugh..
Posted by: Mik3ll
<_< I dont get it.
Posted by: Wolfmight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/images/109_85_alan_smiling2.jpg @ Michael jackson
Posted by: zacspeed
I heard that Michael Jackson thought that Boyz II Men was a home delivery service
:P
I know - old - but funny!
Posted by: Pitbul
those jokes were Weak.
Posted by: ~FunK_mOb~
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 06:25
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/images/109_85_alan_smiling2.jpg @ Michael jackson
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: Murph
Originally posted by Mik3ll@22 November 2003 - 02:16
<_< I dont get it.
Don't worry Mik. You'll maybe get it next year when you go up a class. :D
Posted by: chibchacan
LOL :D
Posted by: share4uk
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
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How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
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Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.
Posted by: WolverineDK
did you heard about the kid who drowned in neverland ?
yeaaah there was a hole in Jackos waterbed !
Posted by: 3rd gen noob
Originally posted by share4uk@23 November 2003 - 11:52
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
:lol:
Posted by: Rappy
haha
Posted by: The_Hunter
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the
recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor,
how long before we can have sex?"
:ph34r: The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
Posted by: baccy_man
michael jackson is of on vacation he's going to tampa with the kids
Posted by: Smith
LOL!!
Posted by: Kenny1036
Good 1 hunter. LMAO :lol: :D .
Posted by: EnJoi
Originally posted by share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C
Posted by: k-liteuserintheworld
Originally posted by EnJoi+30 November 2003 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EnJoi @ 30 November 2003 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol:* :lol:* :lol:
alrite explain 5C [/b][/quote]
are you blonde, 5c meaning a class in a school of year 5c
Posted by: Mat_At_Home
Originally posted by EnJoi+30 November 2003 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EnJoi @ 30 November 2003 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C [/b][/quote]
:blink:
Posted by: alpha
Originally posted by Mat_At_Home+30 November 2003 - 18:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mat_At_Home @ 30 November 2003 - 18:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by EnJoi@30 November 2003 - 17:03
<!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol:* :lol:* :lol:
alrite explain 5C
:blink: [/b][/quote]
dont get it?
OK, since im feeling helpful today i'll explain.
class 5C means the 5th grade section C. Jackson has 5th graders in his bedroom...get it?
Posted by: x_gimpg
:lol: If you have to explain your joke give up, its not worth it :P
Posted by: johnboy27
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
Posted by: kazaaliteuser007
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
Thats just sick, and below the belt! sorry for the pun <_< :D
Posted by: schlemy
:blink:
Posted by: Insanity__
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
haha nice
Posted by: Aaron_T
hahahha funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: bujub22
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
Posted by: Mat_At_Home
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys2/mug.gif
Posted by: Marius24
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 03:46
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
that one is great :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: ultimatejester
Originally posted by share4uk@21 November 2003 - 18:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...
They found:
Class A drugs in his living room,
Class B drugs in his kitchen,
And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: Tormentor
A new hotdog was invented called the mcjackson, its a 45 year old weiner in between two 12 year old buns.
Posted by: anwinch
Got a new car radio, you say "rock" it plays rock music, you
say "soul" it plays soul. 2 kids ran out in front of me car the
other day i shouted "fucking kids" and it started playing michael
jackson!!!
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :newyear:
Posted by: Agent Smith
Originally posted by anwinch@7 December 2003 - 02:59
Got a new car radio, you say "rock" it plays rock music, you
say "soul" it plays soul. 2 kids ran out in front of me car the
other day i shouted "fucking kids" and it started playing michael
jackson!!!
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :newyear:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: monkeyhead
how does michael jako pick his nose?
from a catolog
Posted by: BMD
Too freakin' funny!!!!! You guys are great!!!