Bin-laden
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Money Fist
some say dead
some say alive
i say alive!
(not liking the idea too)
but if you think alive
were do u think hes hiding out?
Posted by: j2k4
Alive, and NOT enjoying it. ;)
Posted by: SniperInTheShadows
Unfortunately, I believe he's still alive :( :angry:
And if he is then he may not be enjoying it that much, but given the type of person he is i'm sure he's getting some kind of pleasure out of knowing that the world isn't entirely sure if he is dead or alive :( :angry:
Sniper.
Posted by: james_bond_rulez
he's alive and kicking, lives in my house :lol:
a damn freeloader too :lol:
Posted by: kAb
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@27 November 2003 - 13:54
he's alive and kicking, lives in my house :lol:
a damn freeloader too :lol:
lol
yeah hes probably alive.
edit: some say hes always in hiding and running and doesn't have time to make extravagent plans. same with saddam.
Posted by: J'Pol
I don't think it really matters either way.
Posted by: bigboab
Originally posted by J'Pol@27 November 2003 - 22:13
I don't think it really matters either way.
I agree JP. It makes no difference as long as there are idiots to take his place.
Posted by: J'Pol
Originally posted by bigboab+27 November 2003 - 23:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 27 November 2003 - 23:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J'Pol@27 November 2003 - 22:13
I don't think it really matters either way.
I agree JP. It makes no difference as long as there are idiots to take his place. [/b][/quote]
If only it were idiots.
Posted by: danb
Originally posted by Fiber@27 November 2003 - 15:28
were do u think hes hiding out?
Syria :(
Posted by: Alex H
We may never know. The US Militery and the CIA have stopped looking for him (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=564&u=/nm/20031121/ts_nm/afghan_laden_dc_1&printer=1)
Posted by: FatBastard
I hope he's alive and well, and I hope he's eventually caught by a country that doesn't just kill him before he's tried. I want to hear what he has to say.
Posted by: Billy_Dean
I'd like to see him eaten by women. The ultimate insult. Let him see he won't be going to Paradise. Cut him up, but keep him alive. Make him watch his body being taken, cooked and eaten, bit by bit. It's surprising just how much of our bodies we can lose, and still remain alive. Cook his ears, nose, bollocks, dick, cut out his liver, a kidney, tongue sandwiches ... Personally I'd have to curry him, as I find muslims hard to chew.
:)
Posted by: Barbarossa
Originally posted by Billy_Dean@28 November 2003 - 10:18
I'd like to see him eaten by women. The ultimate insult. Let him see he won't be going to Paradise. Cut him up, but keep him alive. Make him watch his body being taken, cooked and eaten, bit by bit. It's surprising just how much of our bodies we can lose, and still remain alive. Cook his ears, nose, bollocks, dick, cut out his liver, a kidney, tongue sandwiches ... Personally I'd have to curry him, as I find muslims hard to chew.
:)
Don't you think you're kind of lowering yourself to his level? :unsure:
Posted by: Billy_Dean
Originally posted by Colinmac
Don't you think you're kind of lowering yourself to his level?
Exactly!
:)
Posted by: hobbes
The Bin Laden Papers (Can't give a link or I'd have to kill you).
Plan A:
Bin Laden will be lured out of hiding by giving him a late night talkshow to compete with David Letterman. The Iraqi Information Minister will be his side-kick. 80's female pop group, the Bangles with be his band (posse, if you will).
Bin Laden: There are no infidels in my HOUSE (studio)!
Information Minster: There are no being infidels within 100 miles of this HOUSE. Infidels are nowheres, they are nothing. Don't be getting me started on this Osama.
Bin Laden: Word, just trying to keep it real, homefry.
I.M.: I'm just saying that they are snake and will committing suicide against the gates of this studio.
Bin Laden: Susanna Hoffs, do you see any infidels?
Susanna Hoffs: Just these two! (Lowers tube top exposing breasts).
Bin Laden and IM: Aha ha ha!!!
Bin Laden: Anyway, we got a really great show for you tonight......
http://www.thirdway.org/images/bangles.jpg
The Bangles
Plan B:
Upon capture Bin Laden will be sold to circus and placed in a dunking booth dressed in a full cowboy regalia, but his buttocks will be exposed. The dunk tank will contain two hungry pirhanas that will probably get a couple of bits in before Bin Laden can scramble up onto his platform again.
Humilation is a far greater penalty than death. I think he is worth so much more alive than dead.
Posted by: Billy_Dean
And in next weeks show, OBL has a couple of friends over for a cabaret piece they've been practising for years.
The Three Stooges (http://server4.uploadit.org/files/281103-OBL&%20friends.jpg)
:)
Posted by: chloe_cc2002
I predict that Bin Laden will rise from the ashes just prior to the next US elections
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by chloe_cc2002@28 November 2003 - 19:11
I predict that Bin Laden will rise from the ashes just prior to the next US elections
Yes, and the Dems hope he doesn't turn up dead before then, as he may be their last hope.
His fragile appearance in those videos strikes fear into their hearts. :P
Posted by: clocker
Sandra Bullock in panties.
Walking like an Egyptian.
Gnorf.
Posted by: j2k4
Originally posted by clocker@29 November 2003 - 00:59
Sandra Bullock in panties.
Walking like an Egyptian.
Gnorf.
And attended by hobbes. :D
Posted by: clocker
Try as I might, a hobbes post is always accompanied by visuals.
He brought it upon himself.
Posted by: j2k4
Yes-
He is quite the conjurer. ;)
Posted by: hobbes
http://www.graysland.co.uk/Suzi-1.jpghttp://cinema.ines.ro/actori/pictures/sandrabullock-hopefloats.jpgOriginally posted by clocker@29 November 2003 - 06:07
Try as I might, a hobbes post is always accompanied by visuals.
He brought it upon himself.
Hmmm, I'm about to bring something upon myself, real soon.
http://www.asu.cas.cz/~stork/cz/hoffs.jpghttp://student.math.hr/~pekof/inc/bullock.jpg
Posted by: j2k4
Good luck, there, buddy.
Rootin' for ya'! :D
Posted by: Biggles
Ah... the Bagels .. I remember them well. I did think the dark haired one was very cute. :)
Osama is probably alive and still in Afghanistan. I doubt he is much troubled by his notoriety as he gave up his millionaire lifestyle to fight Russians and infidels a long time ago.
Saddam, on the other hand, used his power to gather riches to himself. I suspect he is rather disgruntled at events as they have turned out.
Hope all are all - work is taking far too much of my life at the moment - need to consider work/life issues more seriously. B)
Posted by: Formula1
lol nice one hobbes .
And yes i think osama bin laden is still alive.
Posted by: Money Fist
wooooo!
hobbie is that shit real?
(i should make another topic on this)
Posted by: Formula1
funny how a mod hasnt seen it yet, lmao :lol:
Posted by: Rat Faced
Semi naked pics in a serious thread gentlemen?
Tsk Tsk...
Erm.....if anyone knows the Movie that this comes from....
http://student.math.hr/~pekof/inc/bullock.jpg
....can they let me know?
I have a real thing for Ms Bullock :wub:
Somehow I bet it was a newspaper photographer.... *sighs*
Posted by: hobbes
If you want to see a naked Sandra Bullock, check out Fire on the Amazon from 1993.
Osama is stroking to it in a cave somewhere, as we speak!
Posted by: chalice
Originally posted by hobbes@30 November 2003 - 02:23
If you want to see a naked Sandra Bullock, check out Fire on the Amazon from 1993.
Osama is stroking to it in a cave somewhere, as we speak!
And we're living it up scoping SB's boobs. A western victory undoubtably.
Posted by: Money Fist
Amen!!!
;)
also
if you search kazaa (took me 2min) you can find that scene
just type "amazon scene" in video search