Micheal Jackson Jokes
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: SgtScoobz
share any micheal jackson jokes that you have. sadly i have none, but i did see one on another thread...
user posted joke
Micheal Jackson was in the waiting room of the hospital when the doctor came in after his (mj's) wife delivered his (mj's) new son. micheal asked the doctor 'when can we have sex?' and the doctor replied 'at least wait until he can talk, micheal'
thanks goes to the dude who posted taht! name yourself!
Posted by: kAb
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper the friendly ghost?
One is white and likes to be with kids
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the other is a ghost.
:lol:
Posted by: SgtScoobz
lol! that is a good one!
Posted by: UnOwen1
What does michael jackson call a 13 year old boys little brother? Plan B
Posted by: UnOwen1
how can you tell when it's mj's bed time at neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand
Posted by: TheDave
whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?
*acne doesn't come on your face til you're at least 13
Posted by: vivitron 15
why does mj like twenty eight year olds?
cos theres 20 of them :)
Posted by: Illuminati
How can you tell MJ has company?
There's a ferris wheel outside his house.
Posted by: Skizo
whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?
*acne doesn't come on your face til you're at least 13
:ohmy: :no: :sick:
My addition: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nevercoppedafeel.html
Posted by: zacspeed
Q - What's the difference between a carrier bag & Michael Jackson?
A - One is made of plastic & should be kept away from children; the other is a carrier bag.
Posted by: zacspeed
Where's MJ going on holiday?
He's off to tampa with the kids!
Posted by: TheDave
an old one.
micheal jackson, gary glitter and a bunch of kids on a plane. the planes engines blow up and its about to crash, problem is theres only two parachutes. gary says "quick micheal we'll use these parachutes" micheal says "but what about the kids?" gary says "fuck the kids!" micheal says "do we have time?"
Posted by: hippychick
Michael Jackson -- Black or White?
http://l.lolfun.com/redir.cfm/15370/129405/14777/9077722