Soccer Blonde
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: destroyerofevil
This joke illustrates y women (especially blondes) dont play soccer: blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
:lol: funny.did you make that up?
Posted by: destroyerofevil
Once again funny u should ask but ill keep it a secret. ;) And now now strictly no badgering coz if i say no it means no! :P
Posted by: ziggyjuarez
naw you dint make it up :)