Dont Mess With Grandma
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: hippychick
This is hilarious.........
>
> Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
> This is a true story ...
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to
>her
> car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
>
> She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
> scream at the top of her voice, I have a gun, and I know how to
>use
>it!
>Get
> out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
>
> They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then
>proceeded to
> load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into
>driver's
> seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
>ignition.
>
> She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
>
> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
>spaces
> farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the
>Police
> station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
>laughing.
>
> He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
>were
> reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
>white,
> less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
>carrying a
>large
> handgun.
>
> No charges were filed.
Posted by: Chame1eon
Originally posted by hippychick@29 June 2004 - 21:57
> reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
>white,
> less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
>carrying a
>large
> handgun.
That's one of the funniest things i've read in a while
Posted by: cpt_azad
lol, good one, funny :lol:
Posted by: Donnie Darko
:lol: wonder if its true :lol:
Posted by: Rip The Jacker
Originally posted by Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 01:23
:lol: wonder if its true :lol:
Read it again.
This is hilarious.........
>
> Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
> This is a true story ...
:rolleyes:
Good one. :lol:
Posted by: Donnie Darko
Originally posted by Rip The Jacker+30 June 2004 - 09:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rip The Jacker @ 30 June 2004 - 09:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 01:23
:lol: wonder if its true :lol:
Read it again.
This is hilarious.........
>
> Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
> This is a true story ...
:rolleyes:
Good one. :lol: [/b][/quote]
she could just be lying :rolleyes:
Posted by: Rip The Jacker
Originally posted by Donnie Darko+30 June 2004 - 01:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Donnie Darko @ 30 June 2004 - 01:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Rip The Jacker@30 June 2004 - 09:38
<!--QuoteBegin-Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 01:23
:lol: wonder if its true :lol:
Read it again.
This is hilarious.........
>
> Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
> This is a true story ...
:rolleyes:
Good one. :lol:
she could just be lying :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Hmmm.... I suppose that could be possible... :rolleyes:
Posted by: Donnie Darko
Originally posted by Rip The Jacker+30 June 2004 - 09:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rip The Jacker @ 30 June 2004 - 09:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 01:54
Originally posted by Rip The Jacker@30 June 2004 - 09:38
<!--QuoteBegin-Donnie Darko@30 June 2004 - 01:23
:lol: wonder if its true :lol:
Read it again.
This is hilarious.........
>
> Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
> This is a true story ...
:rolleyes:
Good one. :lol:
she could just be lying :rolleyes:
Hmmm.... I suppose that could be possible... :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
:rolleyes:
Posted by: Chame1eon
it's funnier if you just ignore the fact that it probebly isn't .
the point is to laugh anyway.
Posted by: Gooch2k
:lol: Brilliant!
Posted by: BigDaddy555
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by: Spicker
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: