Alabama Vasectomy
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: corryw
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went
home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5". At which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his
other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
West Virginia, Louisiana, Georgia, certain parts of the United Kingdom
and all of France.
Posted by: Monkster
:lol: :lol: :lol:
and all of France.
:lol:
Posted by: BigDaddy555
:lol: