Changing Lightbulbs
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: Everose
Q How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a
light
bulb?
A It takes 10:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for"
changing
the light bulb or "for" darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a
step ladder under the banner: "Light bulb Change Accomplished".
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Posted by: zacspeed
Q. How many Manchester Utd fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 100. One to do it & 99 to drive up from Surrey to watch it!
PS I f*cking HATE football so Flame me all you like! :)
Posted by: cpt_azad
Q. How many Manchester Utd fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 100. One to do it & 99 to drive up from Surrey to watch it!
PS I f*cking HATE football so Flame me all you like! :)
surrey?? :dry: :angry:
Posted by: cpt_azad
oh wait, england, in that case :) :flowers:
Posted by: vidcc
How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but the bulb must really want to change.
How many shop assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
One...but you must have a receipt
Posted by: ZaZu
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
donno...don't care
Posted by: zacspeed
How many David Blaines does it take to change a light bulb?
One - & it will be really obvious how he does it!