Three Labrador retrievers
(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)Posted by: hippychick
Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black were
sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck upa
conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why
are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the
curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They
reckon it`ll calm me down."
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you
here?"
the yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside I dig
up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in
my owners couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." The dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you
here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the
table, postboxes, what ever. I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to
dry her
toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started humping away."
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts
off for you too, huh?"
The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
:ohmy: :no:
Posted by: Rat Faced
So thats what Doggy Style means... :rolleyes:
Posted by: cpt_azad
beastiality is a sin :sick: :no:
Posted by: backlash
gross, but cute
Posted by: killer04
Lol